New, and have some questions

[Rham_Es-Hestos]

So I would really like to buy a burm after college. There are a few problems though, one, I really don't know what the maintinance costs and prices are going to be to buy and keep one, and two, my girlfriend is about 5'5" and very thin. Is she going to be a midday snack for my burm?
What are the prices like to buy a female burm?
What kind of accidents have you experienced with them? I've heard of people getting wrapped up and pass out. I think it would be awesome to wrestle with a 15' burm and I don't think I'd have a problem with it, but the fact that my girlfriend is a bite sized snack is causing me some worry.
What do you guys think?