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07-12-11, 08:50 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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You guys would have had to go to hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in from of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between  |
I was standing up pedaling full force once and the right pedal broke off (It had an invisible crack in the steel) when the pedal snapped off I dropped down hard and landed crotch first on that same cross bar.
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My bike runs on 110 octane Blue race gasoline.
Have had the Medi-Chopper land in my yard twice over the last few years.
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07-12-11, 09:02 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Originally Posted by infernalis
I was standing up pedaling full force once and the right pedal broke off (It had an invisible crack in the steel) when the pedal snapped off I dropped down hard and landed crotch first on that same cross bar.
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My bike runs on 110 octane Blue race gasoline.
Have had the Medi-Chopper land in my yard twice over the last few years.
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Oh my g...  ahh!! That's painful just to think about! Wow...*speechless*
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07-12-11, 09:05 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Originally Posted by Coffee Black
Better than Baseball, which is a bunch of guys standing around waiting for something to happen.
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Not true !
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07-12-11, 09:19 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Oh my g... ahh!! That's painful just to think about! Wow...*speechless* |
That was over 30 years ago, I have 3 children now, so the "boys" survived it. 
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07-12-11, 09:21 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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That was over 30 years ago, I have 3 children now, so the "boys" survived it. |
OMG.....
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07-12-11, 09:24 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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.. My neighbour went over his handlebars once, snagged on something and ripped his marble sack open.
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07-12-11, 09:25 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
Eww, my friend had the same thing happen in a different way, not sure if its against the rules to go into detail but DAMN you never forget that 
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07-12-11, 09:26 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Eww, my friend had the same thing happen in a different way, not sure if its against the rules to go into detail but DAMN you never forget that |
It's not against the rules if you word it correctly.
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07-12-11, 09:27 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Eww, my friend had the same thing happen in a different way, not sure if its against the rules to go into detail but DAMN you never forget that |
Please dont
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07-12-11, 09:32 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
Long nasty story short, he was biking down a long straight path (downhill) and decided it would be a good idea to poop off the back of his bike instead of stopping. He hit a rock with his back tire forcing it up, the treads grabbed his bag of marbles and pulled them through the space between the break cables and the back tire, then he flew down the hill as a human/bike hybrid screaming and bleeding.
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07-12-11, 09:34 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Originally Posted by stephanbakir
Long nasty story short, he was biking down a long straight path (downhill) and decided it would be a good idea to poop off the back of his bike instead of stopping. He hit a rock with his back tire forcing it up, the treads grabbed his bag of marbles and pulled them through the space between the break cables and the back tire, then he flew down the hill as a human/bike hybrid screaming and bleeding.
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And you where freinds with this guy ?
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07-12-11, 09:36 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
Still am. Its honestly not the worst thing he's done.
I've done some pretty weird stuff but the things he thinks are logical are just sad.
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07-12-11, 09:40 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Still am. Its honestly not the worst thing he's done.
I've done some pretty weird stuff but the things he thinks are logical are just sad.
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Dumbest thing i think i ever did was to try and jump off a roof and over a moving car . Broke my arm, leg, and got 12 stitches
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07-12-11, 09:43 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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Dumbest thing i think i ever did was to try and jump off a roof and over a moving car . Broke my arm, leg, and got 12 stitches
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I left out allot of nasties from that story. The dumplings he was dropping off the back of his bike were hitting his tire and shoved into the cuts he later got =/ Not sure how many stitches but it was scary.
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07-12-11, 09:53 AM
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Re: Rofl, football/soccer fans.
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I left out allot of nasties from that story. The dumplings he was dropping off the back of his bike were hitting his tire and shoved into the cuts he later got =/ Not sure how many stitches but it was scary.
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Hahaha ive just read this whole thread n almost fell off the scaffolding were erecting from laughing so hard. 
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