The "bad joke" thread!

[Mellik's mamma]

i bought a sharknado shirt w/o knowing it was a movie. i just thought it was an amazingly, wonderful, funny shirt. i was SO MAD when i went to the video store and saw it on the shelf. i went home and watched it on netflix. wow, just wow. i hope the creators were trying to be funny. if not, i kind of feel bad for them.

sooooo, jokes?

Q:why are ant eaters so healthy?
A: they are full of anty bodies!! (antibodies)

i am a lab tech, don't judge!! :P

[boosh96]

Originally Posted by mellik's mamma

q:why are ant eaters so healthy?
A: They are full of anty bodies!! (antibodies)

i am a lab tech, don't judge!!

That joke just gave me some sort of horrible disease. Lol.

[drumcrush]

I have a Jewish friend that tells me a bunch of his Jew jokes..... I would tell them but they are soooo inappropriate lol

Here's a cheesy one off the back of my milk carton from school.

What do you call a bear with no teeth??
A gummy bear.


Yes ik, it's bad. I'm probably gunn get the flu and die from telling it.