The facts of life

Doug 351 · 08-20-13, 12:32 PM

Three old men were sitting around talking:
The 60 yr. old said"You know I really miss taking a good leak."
The 70 yr. old said"What I really miss is taking a good poop."
The 80 yr. old said" Every morning I take a good long leak about 6 am.Then about 7, I have a good crap.What I miss is waking up before 8."

marvelfreak · 08-21-13, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug 351

Three old men were sitting around talking:
The 60 yr. old said"You know I really miss taking a good leak."
The 70 yr. old said"What I really miss is taking a good poop."
The 80 yr. old said" Every morning I take a good long leak about 6 am.Then about 7, I have a good crap.What I miss is waking up before 8."

Pirarucu · 08-21-13, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by marvelfreak

That is quite possibly the creepiest smiley I have ever seen.

Doug 351 · 08-22-13, 05:14 AM

Best country song ever-when this song first aired the story was it was an impromptu performance recorded in a local club.Maybe someone can post a link to it.Google up life sucks then you die. Then look for life sucks then you die-The Fools.It's worth it.
Edit:I just found a performance of it on You Tube. The above search will only get you the lyrics.