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Old 08-08-12, 03:57 PM   #121
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If....you're parents ask what you want for your birthday or Christmas and immediately respond before you say anything, "No animals."
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if....you're parents ask what you want for your birthday or christmas and immediately respond before you say anything, "no animals."
that's me!
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If....you're parents ask what you want for your birthday or Christmas and immediately respond before you say anything, "No animals."
Or later, you just ask for giftcards to LLLreptile, Petsmart, Petco, Dr. foster and Smith, Beanfarm, etc....or as the years go by, giftcards to Lowe's, Home Depot, Amazon.com, Walmart...or just plain cash!
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Old 08-10-12, 10:55 AM   #124
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-If your reptile/amphibian wishlist is longer than your 2 brothers' Christmas or birthday wishlists combined.
-If you're almost always hatching a plan to get a reptile or amphibian "for your brother/brothers".
-If you feel like you HAVE to get something new at every reptile show you go to or else you'll die or something. :P
-If you brief your friends on safety and proper handling before they handle your animals.
-If you hold your animals like you hold a newborn baby and you expect everybody else to do the same.
-If you facepalm every time somebody asks, "Are your snakes POISONOUS?"
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Old 08-10-12, 09:06 PM   #125
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If you're totally psyched that your anniversary present this year was permission to get a reticulated python!

When you have friends who won't eat over because of the rodents in your freezer.

When you don't care that your roommate is moving out because you brought home another snake. ;]
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Old 08-11-12, 06:31 AM   #126
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You may be a herpaholic if people in your town know you as snake guy

You may be a herpaholic if you have a conversation about your snakes for 2 hours with a guy you never met

You may be a herpaholic if you teach people in your town about snakes

You may be a herpaholic if you get mad when people tell you they have their kids stomp on a snake til its dead

You may be a herpaholic if you find a snake fight the urge to take it home with you

You may be a herpaholic if you move your salamander into smaller cage so you can put your snake in the bigger one

You may be a herpaholic if all you watch on TV is swamp wars gator boys ect
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Old 08-11-12, 07:55 PM   #127
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You may be a herpaholic if you frown at ASPCA "donate now" commercials for not including any herps
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You may be a herpaholic if you have hand pain from typing on sSnakeSs.com
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If....you're parents ask what you want for your birthday or Christmas and immediately respond before you say anything, "No animals."
Me too!


When you say "I just read/saw something interesting..." and before you finish the thought they say "is this about a snake?"

When your husband buys a $3,000 Nikon camera and you spend 20 minutes justifying it to each other because it is perfect for work (him) and it will finally allow you to get some really great head shots of your leachie and scale detail on the Cresties (me).
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Old 08-15-12, 04:34 PM   #130
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If family members inquire whether or not there are live reptiles in your pocket before hugging
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If your elderly grandma asks if it's safe to come in the door for fear there may be a snake a out.
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Old 08-15-12, 05:13 PM   #132
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If your elderly grandma asks if it's safe to come in the door for fear there may be a snake a out.
I don't know of very many young grandmas. lol

If...over half of your room is taken up by snake cages.
If...you come back with 3 or more wild-caught snakes to show off to your family members in a day.
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I don't know of very many young grandmas. lol

If...over half of your room is taken up by snake cages.
If...you come back with 3 or more wild-caught snakes to show off to your family members in a day.
I have a young grandma!!!!!!


Whenever I get asked what I want for my birthday I always get "NO MORE GO* DAMN** ANIMALS!" I get that one ever single year.....
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I have a young grandma!!!!!!


Whenever I get asked what I want for my birthday I always get "NO MORE GO* DAMN** ANIMALS!" I get that one ever single year.....
My kids Grandma has been 42 for the past 8 years now. Each year I get closer to becoming a miracle baby for the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Old 08-17-12, 01:47 PM   #135
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If you're excited to tell all your friends you're gravid
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