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[Lankyrob]

Here is an idea i came up with in my philosophy class at age 15, i was almost EXPELLED from school fro submitting this. I believe the question we had to answer was "How can the government deal with prisoners more effectively (less reoffending) and raise money for a better society at teh same time"

My answer was ..............

We should set up "Sin Houses" - in these houses you can hire prostitutes legally, they will be given healthcare, treated as employees so that all employment laws cover them, and the prices will include a tax element that the government can collect. Also in these houses will be rooms where violent prisoners will be kept, for a price public can enter these rooms with complete impunity and do anything they like to punish these criminals, you can have additional charges for renting weapons etc to use on the criminals.

These punishment rooms will severely reduce the number of repeat offenders and remove the likelihood of prostitutes getting stuck in the drug addiction/having to prostitute themselves cycle.

[ZARADOZIA]

Originally Posted by Lankyrob

Here is an idea i came up with in my philosophy class at age 15, i was almost EXPELLED from school fro submitting this. I believe the question we had to answer was "How can the government deal with prisoners more effectively (less reoffending) and raise money for a better society at teh same time"

My answer was ..............

We should set up "Sin Houses" - in these houses you can hire prostitutes legally, they will be given healthcare, treated as employees so that all employment laws cover them, and the prices will include a tax element that the government can collect. Also in these houses will be rooms where violent prisoners will be kept, for a price public can enter these rooms with complete impunity and do anything they like to punish these criminals, you can have additional charges for renting weapons etc to use on the criminals.

These punishment rooms will severely reduce the number of repeat offenders and remove the likelihood of prostitutes getting stuck in the drug addiction/having to prostitute themselves cycle.

Oh I like you more and more every day.

[Devorah]

Originally Posted by Lankyrob

Here is an idea i came up with in my philosophy class at age 15, i was almost EXPELLED from school fro submitting this. I believe the question we had to answer was "How can the government deal with prisoners more effectively (less reoffending) and raise money for a better society at teh same time"

My answer was ..............

We should set up "Sin Houses" - in these houses you can hire prostitutes legally, they will be given healthcare, treated as employees so that all employment laws cover them, and the prices will include a tax element that the government can collect. Also in these houses will be rooms where violent prisoners will be kept, for a price public can enter these rooms with complete impunity and do anything they like to punish these criminals, you can have additional charges for renting weapons etc to use on the criminals.

These punishment rooms will severely reduce the number of repeat offenders and remove the likelihood of prostitutes getting stuck in the drug addiction/having to prostitute themselves cycle.

Actually I'm all for implementing "caning' for minor criminal offenses- vandalism, f'r instance. Just like they have in Singapore. There is virtually no petty crme at all. It could be televised on the pay stations or live-streamed on youtube. The implement used is a rattan cane, wielded by a big strong bouncer-type guy. Rattan is known for its effect on human skin; people are left with scars. Thus, there is no possibility of "toughing it out".