Flatulence (the natural gas)

[Sapphyr]

Haha! xD You people are just too funny~

All this fart talk makes me think of the time when I was in Claire's with my mother(I was like.. 12 or so), and I remember my stepfather walked through the front door, ripped a HUGE one(everyone in the store probably heard it), and walked back out the door.

There was also the time when he was in an elevator with an elderly woman and he coughed and accidentally farted loudly. His fart was louder than his cough. And the lady just looked at him and waltzed out of the elevator when the door opened.

I've personally had issues with sneeze-farts. When ya sneeze so hard you accidentally fart? I hate it when that happens.