Well, dang.
Id worried that i would get thoughtful and well worded answers on exactly how this would be a bad idea and a massive inconvenience.
thank you all for your thoughts on this. it is quite clear that my working schedule simply does not even come close to permitting good care for a snake.
On that bombshell, I think i'll go and rebuild my slug terrarium. Maybe sometime in the future should my circumstances change I could join this hobby. Until then...