Flatulence (the natural gas) - Page 3

percey39 · 11-14-10, 05:45 PM

The baby is classic lol.

Feebo · 11-14-10, 06:10 PM

I`ve had a post dissapear again! I was telling you guys about a certain Mr Methane we have over here. He`s a farting pro

He holds the record for longest fart at a whole minute I think it was! I was going to post that video but it doesn`t want to play unfortunatly.....

presspirate · 11-14-10, 07:38 PM

LOL Feebs, I've watched that video with my kids several times! We're waiting for him to do a tour in the states!

Feebo · 11-15-10, 09:49 AM

LOL He`s actually quite talented isn`t he! lol I think I`ll post a few more of those, he can actually fart tunes along to songs aswell! lol hahahahaa

I found the longest fart video and it works! Here you go, the longest fart in the world brought to you by Mr Methane....

That`s some sphinkter control!! lol

presspirate · 11-15-10, 04:48 PM

That was impressive, but I think I can top that in the morning without the impressive sphincter control. He sounds like a teak kettle, and I'd hate to be in a small room with the guy!

Feebo · 11-15-10, 06:31 PM

He certainly doesn`t make me want a cup of tea though lol

presspirate · 11-15-10, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Feebo

He certainly doesn`t make me want a cup of tea though lol

Oh No! Could you imagine living with him? You wouldn't know if it was tea time, or time to clear the room!

serpentshideawa · 01-21-11, 06:30 PM

ok i know this is older but i have two for you first one is when i was in grade school my step dad (who was drunk) thought it was a good idea to light a fart and it burned his but hairs but not his close some how and they were pulled up the other was when i was in middle school i was visiting my grandparents in indiana and we went to wal mart after dinner and this is why you dont feed older men boiled cabbage btw my grandpa cleared the store out with one fart and acted like it wasnt him lol

bo2as · 01-21-11, 06:57 PM

hahahahahha o LOVE fart conversations loll there the best. my sis once farted at costco.. a lady passed by and said "hmmm smells like bacon" i sware i almost peed XD did you know.. the average persone farts 14 time daily

presspirate · 01-21-11, 07:23 PM

My former father in law, (Old guy) Used to fart in the car when he was driving, and then lock the windows. I think the smell of puke in the car could have potentially overridden the smell of methane.

bo2as · 01-21-11, 07:59 PM

hehe my dad used to that too!!

presspirate · 01-21-11, 08:22 PM

We have an older guy at work too, that is in a word..... deadly. Seriously, he has made people's eyes water.

serpentshideawa · 01-21-11, 08:28 PM

grandpa gave my grandma a migraine once it was funny but it wasnt

infernalis · 01-21-11, 09:51 PM

Sapphyr · 01-22-11, 06:51 AM

Awman, I can so relate to this thread. One, ferrets poop ALOT. I wouldn't doubt being able to build a house from it, LOL. Just would be really smelly... I own four ferrets.

Secondly, my pit farts in her sleep. I'll be at my computer and the next thing I hear is a 'pffbtbft'. Sometimes I even catch her in the act. She just looks at me like,"What? I didn't do anything, it was a bear."

And lastly, the second video linked, waking people up with farts, lighting them on fire, etc... Well, I think I've done went and wet meself. Laughed so hard I cried~ All of em are hilarious though. Love that talking animals one, I actually watch that. You ever seen the 'Night time, Day time!' one? I think they made it...