Rofl, football/soccer fans.

[stephanbakir]

Long nasty story short, he was biking down a long straight path (downhill) and decided it would be a good idea to poop off the back of his bike instead of stopping. He hit a rock with his back tire forcing it up, the treads grabbed his bag of marbles and pulled them through the space between the break cables and the back tire, then he flew down the hill as a human/bike hybrid screaming and bleeding.