The "bad joke" thread!

[Mellik's mamma]

i bought a sharknado shirt w/o knowing it was a movie. i just thought it was an amazingly, wonderful, funny shirt. i was SO MAD when i went to the video store and saw it on the shelf. i went home and watched it on netflix. wow, just wow. i hope the creators were trying to be funny. if not, i kind of feel bad for them.

sooooo, jokes?

Q:why are ant eaters so healthy?
A: they are full of anty bodies!! (antibodies)

i am a lab tech, don't judge!! :P