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11-08-13, 03:39 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
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Originally Posted by Terranaut
Erikbush97....end of joke  fits all criteria above  |
perfect  ahaha
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11-12-13, 09:02 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
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I banned him. He had used up all his chances.
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Forgive me if it isn't my place to ask but what did he do this time? I wasn't around for the last time he was banned, but i read something about the way he was treating others on the site. I've never seen someone reach out with questions as he did only to completely reject any advice given, no matter how good of advice it was.
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11-12-13, 09:09 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
Not worth discussing. It's done. I feel bad that he chose to rebel against people telling him perfect advice by bashing the site and the people ob the site.
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11-12-13, 11:04 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
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Originally Posted by Sublimeballs
Forgive me if it isn't my place to ask but what did he do this time? I wasn't around for the last time he was banned, but i read something about the way he was treating others on the site. I've never seen someone reach out with questions as he did only to completely reject any advice given, no matter how good of advice it was.
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That last part is so spot on.
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11-19-13, 08:47 AM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
i bought a sharknado shirt w/o knowing it was a movie. i just thought it was an amazingly, wonderful, funny shirt. i was SO MAD when i went to the video store and saw it on the shelf. i went home and watched it on netflix. wow, just wow. i hope the creators were trying to be funny. if not, i kind of feel bad for them.
sooooo, jokes?
Q:why are ant eaters so healthy?
A: they are full of anty bodies!! (antibodies)
i am a lab tech, don't judge!! :P
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11-19-13, 09:07 AM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
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q:why are ant eaters so healthy?
A: They are full of anty bodies!! (antibodies)
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That joke just gave me some sort of horrible disease. Lol.
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11-19-13, 09:23 AM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
I have a Jewish friend that tells me a bunch of his Jew jokes..... I would tell them but they are soooo inappropriate lol
Here's a cheesy one off the back of my milk carton from school.
What do you call a bear with no teeth??
A gummy bear.
Yes ik, it's bad. I'm probably gunn get the flu and die from telling it.
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11-19-13, 09:35 AM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
Jewish jokes are the best. My grandmother would beat me senseless if she ever heard MW laugh at one let alone tell one....... you know how old Jewish women are......
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11-19-13, 09:59 AM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
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Jewish jokes are the best. My grandmother would beat me senseless if she ever heard MW laugh at one let alone tell one....... you know how old Jewish women are......
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Ahahahahahahahaha
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11-19-13, 03:55 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
drumcrush, i actually laughed at it so now i have Ebola.
boosh96, you didn't like that joke. sorry it gave you (insert horrible disease here) i can test you for said disease if you would like.. haha, got another one for ya.
Q: why was my friend fired from the orange juice factory?
A: he couldn't concentrate. get it?! HE COULDN'T CONCENTRATE!!!
hahahaha, i am going to get banned for this. you can thank my dad for that one.
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11-19-13, 04:13 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
Q: How many death-row convicts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they just get zapped.
GET IT? AM I FUNNY YET?
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11-19-13, 05:56 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
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Rob Ford...
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Yeah, everyone is "cracking" jokes about Rob Ford.
Also, after his comment about "having plenty to eat at home" some say he can be a cunning linguist.
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11-19-13, 06:15 PM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
The Cleveland Browns. Cleveland Indians. Cleveland Cavaliers.
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11-20-13, 10:27 AM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
So.......
I bought a box of animal crackers but I had to return it..the seal was broken.
>>What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
(Snowballs.)
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11-20-13, 10:46 AM
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Re: The "bad joke" thread!
yes!!! love it!! mainly the "seal" joke
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