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01-20-03, 03:27 PM
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A joke... and another one
In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking
blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave
the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bit#h wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on that blonde and she smacked him."
3) The American thought - "That fu@!ing Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."
Last edited by chappy; 01-26-03 at 03:15 PM..
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01-20-03, 03:37 PM
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LoL good one!!!
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01-20-03, 03:40 PM
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Hahahaha good one man!
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01-20-03, 08:44 PM
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I heard that one a long time ago! But it is still making me howl....Thanks 
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01-20-03, 09:05 PM
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lol I love it!
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01-20-03, 09:14 PM
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haha
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01-20-03, 09:28 PM
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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HAHAHAA. jokes
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01-20-03, 10:26 PM
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i resent that
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01-20-03, 11:43 PM
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that was a good one nick.
never heard that one b4 ..
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01-21-03, 12:26 AM
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my buddy I work with sent me it
thanx
Nick
p.s. Kelly I dont know if you saw the post but Jeff wanted everyone to cut there signature under there name down to 4 lines I am pretty sure
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01-21-03, 12:37 AM
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Pretty clever. You have to watch those Canadians....
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01-21-03, 09:46 AM
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blasted Canadians! :P
oh well, it *was* funny. ^^
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01-21-03, 09:53 AM
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How do you torture an impatient Canadian?
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01-21-03, 09:58 AM
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Force him to talk to an american and try and make sense of it
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01-21-03, 03:02 PM
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hahaha..anymore?
Lizzy xhx
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