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3 Men in Hell
Ok so 3 men go to hell and the devil says to them before he takes their soul that he will lock them in a cell with the one thing in the world they want. The First man asks for all the beer in the world, so the devil gives it to him and he is locked in his cell. The second man asks for all the pasta in the world and he gets it then is locked in his cell. Finally the third man asks for all the cigaretes in the world, he gets it, then goes to his cell.
So when the devil returns to the first man he finds him dead in the cell from intoxication, so he takes his soul. He goes to the second guys cell and he is dead and extremely fat from all the pasta, so he takes his soul. When he gets to the last cell with the third man inside he opens up the door and the man inside says, "gotta lighter?"
please feel free to comment my joke if you like so i know what you think
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Tyler Skroczky
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