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Old 11-04-03, 09:30 AM   #1
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So this woman walks up to the counter..

So this woman walks up to the counter in a grocery store....
She puts down some strawberries, a melon, some facewash and a box of tissues. The Man behind her looks down and says " WOW!!!! you MUST be single aren't you?"
The woman to her amazement goes "what? you can tell that i'm single just from my groceries?? you're amazing!!"
The man replies....."no...You're Ugly."
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Old 11-05-03, 12:25 AM   #2
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lol.. that's great!
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Old 11-05-03, 12:38 AM   #3
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Old 11-05-03, 04:03 AM   #4
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Old 11-05-03, 04:30 AM   #5
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haha nice one
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Old 11-05-03, 10:55 AM   #6
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that's bad... lol.
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