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Originally Posted by mistersprinkles
My friend has a sadistic parrot who is highly manipulative. She gets me every time. She'll land near you and squint and fluff her feathers and say "I Looooooove Youuuuu" and make cute noises like she wants you to pet her. And she'll keep doing it until you do. As soon as you touch her she doesn't bite you but she gauges you with her beak. Hard. Then laughs and bobs her head up and down. Then she tries to do it to someone else. She also says "I love you" and looks cute while stealing your food. That parrot has made my finger bleed every time I've been there...
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You fall for the parrots trick every time you go there?
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