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Old 12-11-11, 08:42 AM   #61
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Re: Flatulence (the natural gas)

Best thread ever. I'm glad to know that it's not just our dogs who have gas. Our golden retriever occasionally does the 'who me?' thing and leaves the room. The others just own up to theirs mostly. hehehe

Our cats do it too. Our oldest, Sadie (Sexy Sadie from the Beatles song) will rip one off that would work for pepper spray in a pinch.

We feed a really high quality kibble for both the dogs and cats. No grains, all natural ingredients etc. We consider it preventive maintenance and so far it's worked out really well with the added benefit of smaller amounts of scat to deal with. Unfortunately the side-effect is noxious gas.

But still the worst gas I can ever remember came from my college roommate after a night of drinking cheap, draft beer at a party. It literally cleared out a large drafting room, even the teacher. At that point the teacher instituted a $2 "fine" for all gas incidents to go along with the $.50 and $1 swearing fines. He had no choice really, we all drank cheap, draft beer all the time.
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Old 12-12-11, 07:18 AM   #62
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^^^^ Me and a mate stayed in a caravan for a week on holiday - went out and the pub we went in had a deal on Newcastle Brown Ale - that stuff is a methane factory!!!

In the morning we had to open all windows and doors in that caravan for a good HOUR just to clear teh fumes!!
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Old 12-12-11, 08:53 AM   #63
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Re: Flatulence (the natural gas)

Thanks to this thread my son is now looking up dog farts on youtube and watching the videos to no end....lol!
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My dog Julie has literally cleared out a room with her farts, lol. She also let loose with an epic one right in my face one night, which had me falling out of bed, it was so stinky
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^^^^ Me and a mate stayed in a caravan for a week on holiday - went out and the pub we went in had a deal on Newcastle Brown Ale - that stuff is a methane factory!!!

In the morning we had to open all windows and doors in that caravan for a good HOUR just to clear teh fumes!!
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Old 12-12-11, 07:40 PM   #66
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Hahah! Well this is hilarious!
My dog, Dylan and my grandmas dog, Savannah always fart and make my dad leave the room everytime they do. It's so funny and sometimes when Dylan does it loud he looks at his butt and is like wtf?
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My dog Julie has literally cleared out a room with her farts, lol. She also let loose with an epic one right in my face one night, which had me falling out of bed, it was so stinky

I had a husband who did that to me once...
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