TP over, or TP under?

[herpslave]

Wherever I throw it to use for some other time... Usually on the floor, under the tub, on the tub faucet, garbage, on top of the toilet pump protector, toilet seat. But never the roll. Unless it is magically there.

[Kury]

I can't believe this is such a popular topic... never realized how cultic the TP thing is O_O

*goes off to get a silver cross and holy water*

[Oliverian]

Trevor... it's not the whole effort of putting the seat down that's the big deal, it's going in there at night or something and falling in the toilet. Not the most pleasant thing to do. Now the seat up thing I don't mind so much, it's when people pee ON the seat and you sit in it... AAAGH!!! That's enough to send anyone running to give the male of the house heck.

-TammyR

[Matt.B]

Like I said thats why god gave women strong thighs lol

[Oliverian]

That's not the only reason.

-TammyR

[Matt.B]

lol

[BoidKeeper]

No way I don't buy that falling in the toilet thing for a minute. Men have to sit on occasion to you know. At night too. I don't know of any man who has ever fallen into the toilet at night or at any time for that matter. Also when a man finds the seat up and needs it down he puts it down no fuss or anything.lol
Cheers,
Trevor

[marisa]

I don't buy that falling in stuff either. I mean really, how can anyone who is over like four foot five fall INTO a toilet???? LOL

Marisa

[DragnDrop]

Originally posted by marisa
I don't buy that falling in stuff either. I mean really, how can anyone who is over like four foot five fall INTO a toilet???? LOL

Marisa

My "X" managed it. Mind you, he was drunker than a skunk at the time, but he fell into it. Got wedged in too. It was funny as anything watching him get rescued.

[Linds]

I've fallen in the toilet before when not paying attention... maybe I just have a tiny bum I really need that extra two or so inches on either side!

[Painted Desert]

Originally posted by BoidKeeper
No way I don't buy that falling in the toilet thing for a minute. Men have to sit on occasion to you know. At night too. I don't know of any man who has ever fallen into the toilet at night or at any time for that matter. Trevor

OK, i can't stand it You know why no man has ever fallen into the toilet at night? Because...... they have the need to awaken anyone else sleeping in the room by TURNING ON THE LIGHT. Somehow, it just doesn't count if you look first....I suggest a new rule. Seat up from 0600 - 2000.... and down for the night. Perhaps you could find a way to connect it up with the reptile lights.....

[hooter]

LMAO, You people are serious haha. I have never really noticed what mine is and to me it doesnt matter.

haha some of these post are almost scarry!!!!

[Stockwell]

The falling in thing is true, and damn is that water cold (not that I would know or anything ). It happens when people living in considerate households get a false sense of security. Accidents can happen and it's usually in the dark when very tired or drunk or sick, or while sleepwalking. Falling into the garbage can, or laundry hamper thinking its the toilet is just as scary. In all cases you abruptly find leg muscles you haven't used since grade 11 high jump..

[CamHanna]

I've fallen in once or twice... and I'm 6'2". Never actually through the seat but at night, in the dark, before I've found the consciousness to turn on a light and check if the seat's down. The water's cold but not only that, it's also wet... (no sh:t Sherlock). When I turn on the light those little rods are too overwhelmed to see if the toilet's been flushed or not, so it's off to the shower... somehow I'd rather go to bed wet all over than just on my arse.