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08-28-03, 10:54 PM
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Snake goth, does your computer have Microsoft word? Dude, you can type out your posts in word and then cut and paste. Just takes a second and it will spell check everything for you.
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Man thats funny, I didnt know if he was doing on purpose or not so i didnt say anything LOL....
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08-28-03, 11:04 PM
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Location: Pittsburgh
Age: 37
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I owned Python...............I returned it 
Never saw Boa or PythonII but I'm sure they are just as good!
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08-28-03, 11:05 PM
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Not a snake movie but what about that scene in Collateral Damage (sp) where they shove that snake down a guys throat! LOL
Marisa
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08-28-03, 11:06 PM
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Sounds thrilling!! I wonder how many idiots tried it? I mean.....you know SOMEONE did. Ive seen those crazy foreign ppl do it though
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08-28-03, 11:55 PM
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Location: BC
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Marisa, I saw Collateral Damage. That scene made me squirm big time!!! Not because of the snake but because of the choking, what a way to die, aaahhhhhhh! I wonder if a snake would really go down someone's throat?
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08-29-03, 12:00 AM
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Yes I've seen it on TV on Ripleys Believe It Or Not
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08-29-03, 08:20 AM
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Age: 44
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But J-Hoe was in it...That movie rates an automatic B just for her as eye candy And we can';t forget Ice Cubes stunning preformance lol.
I havn't seen Boa but python sucks the a double croked letter.
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08-29-03, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2003
Location: Western Canada
Age: 53
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I get a kick out of just how bad they can be. I'm actually starting to collect bad reptile movies. I recently found one from 1959 called the Giant Gila Monster. It's B&W and uses a live gila roaming around miniature sets. Quite hillarious. I actually like Anaconda. Being a big Creature Fom the Black Lagoon fan I get a kick out of how simmilar the movie is. But my vote for worst is on BOA as well.
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08-29-03, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Chattanooga, TN
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I guess I am really the odd ball. I like most of these movies. I guess it’s like amateur wrestlers watching the WWE on TV. It’s not really what they want to see, but its close enough for them to still enjoy. Of course there are exceptions, Boa sucked to the high havens. Python, Python II, and King Cobra were ok. I liked Anaconda, Lake Placid, Komodo, Venomous, Croc I & II….but I was much better then II. =) I do a herp movie review thing in my website if anyone is interested in such things. www.SCReptiles.com. The link is on the bottom left.
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08-29-03, 03:09 PM
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Location: Calgary, AB
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I loved Lake Placid. Oliver Platt's character was a fricken riot.
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08-29-03, 03:29 PM
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Location: Oshawa
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I see the common thread between bad snake movies and that steroid fueled homoerotica known as pro wrestling.... a sort of perverse morbid facination with things that just should not be, like 100 ft constrictors with fangs or 250 lb men who wax their bodies and roll around together... these things are impossible for the brain to process and cause a sort of hypnotic trance...I think
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08-29-03, 03:47 PM
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homoerotica known as pro wrestling....
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I doubt you would call any of us gay to our faces.
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www.SCReptiles.com 2.2 Crotalus adamanteus. 2.2 Crotalus h. atricaudatus. 2.2 Crotalus h. horridus. 1.1 Agkistrodon p. piscivorus. 1.1 Agkistrodon c. contortrix. 1.1 Agkistrodon c. mokasen. 1.1 Agkistrodon c. laticinctus. 1.1 Agkistrodon c. pictigaster. Agkistrodon c. phaeogaster. 1.2 Sistrurus miliarius barbouri. 1.1 Micrurus fulvius. 0.0.1 Micrurus fulvius tenere
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08-31-03, 12:11 AM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canuckland
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*LOL* OMG Invictus!!! I can't believe I missed your post on that! :thumbsup: Geez, I'm sure your movie idea would be a hell of a lot better than the other pathetic attempts that have been made. I would pay HUGE bucks to see those three particular men eaten by a Kenyan! *LOL*
I've unfortunately seen Anaconda, Python, and Venemous *shudder* The bad acting alone was enough to put me into psychiatric care. *L*
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08-31-03, 12:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Oliver, BC
Age: 35
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Lol, I don't know... mabye it's just me, but I loved anaconda and lake placid, just because of the fact they were movies about reptiles. Anaconda was incredibly fake though. When it reared up, its jaw fell down like a plastic toy and when they shot it, it just exploded without falling backwards. But I liked seeing a big snake cruising around. Lake placid was good though. I like the shark one too, deep blue sea.
Oh yea, Komodo absolutely sucked! ~TR~
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08-31-03, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Florida
Age: 59
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I've seen most of those movies. I'm a sucker for anything starring a reptile whether the movie sucks or not.
Silly as Anaconda is I own it and watch it every once in awhile.
I'd like to get Lake Placid...the effects weren't quite as silly nor the was the story as Anaconda.
I saw Sssss! when I was a kid,I loved it! Of course now it seems pretty silly.
That 70's movie about the weird guy who lives in the swamp with a bunch of snakes to which Burmer was referring to was called Stanley. Another silly snake movie ,but fun to watch never the less. It's about a guy who keeps a bunch of rattlesnakes and these poachers who invade his swamp to poach snakes for their skin. He then uses his vipers to wreak vengeance against the poachers.
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