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01-30-03, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Montreal
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Don’t worry professor H.G.Horn sent me the original tread 3 pages
He’s the first to admit it’s a disease but he also says this disease cures many others less fulfilling ones. Cheers
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01-30-03, 01:02 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: southern ontario
Posts: 750
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93 you stock up on back pills because your going to have to move your snake out to clean the cage that week.
94 you buy a second freezer because your wife is tired of digging through frozen rabbits to get to hot dogs.
95 you refer to your kids as a clutch.
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01-30-03, 01:10 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Louisiana
Age: 51
Posts: 158
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96 you refer to your spouse as a mate
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01-30-03, 03:15 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: CT
Age: 44
Posts: 1,125
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97. You refer to Renee as Gravid. 
(Come on kids we can get to 100!!!)
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01-30-03, 03:43 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
Posts: 6,075
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98. you aren't interested in talking to people unless they have a herp.
99. if you do end up talking to a person that doesn't have a herp you try to convince them to get a snake. (Shane when are you getting a snake?)
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01-30-03, 03:58 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Florida
Age: 41
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100: Your room floor is covered in "little critter keepers" with nothing but rat feces in them.
Mike
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01-30-03, 05:11 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Mar-2002
Location: in the mountains
Age: 53
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dang........missed 100.....
when it takes you 45 minutes for your wife to wake you as she has gone into labour, but if a friend calls and snakes are pipping, you are up and out the door in less than two minutes.
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01-30-03, 05:19 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: Annapolis Valley, Nova Scotia
Age: 47
Posts: 191
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102. You can say you've eaten dinner with a savanna monitor.
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01-30-03, 05:22 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Victoria, B.C.
Age: 47
Posts: 169
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LOL!
Jazzey 
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01-30-03, 05:22 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: southern ontario
Posts: 750
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103 you look at your spouse as a breeding project
104 your furniture has locks and heaters
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01-30-03, 05:36 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
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lol I want a "coffee table" enclosure. sigh, one day... Hmmm i might have the perfect thing to use for it....
Quote:
Originally posted by jason h
103 you look at your spouse as a breeding project
104 your furniture has locks and heaters
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01-30-03, 07:52 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Montreal, Qc
Age: 41
Posts: 128
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Lollll !!!WoW .... I'm glad I'm not alone in this!!!
Reading this makes me understand why I hear the word "freak" every time I pass by anyone who knows me!! loll!!
I have to admit #80 was a killer ... toooo funnny, but sooo true!!!! lollll !!!!
Phantom
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01-30-03, 08:06 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 893
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105.You tell your snake she’s ‘sexy, more often then your girlfriend.
106.You find «tongue flicking» an attractive attribute in persons of the opposite sex.
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01-31-03, 09:33 AM
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#44
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Sheffield, England
Posts: 129
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107. Your parents/in-laws have accepted that the only grandchildren they will have are covered in scales - AND are always eager to see photos of the 'grandkids', and tell all their friends about them!!!
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01-31-03, 09:38 AM
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#45
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: Ontario
Age: 58
Posts: 582
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aw brig...i wish
my folks are still hoping for a human grandchild
i can't even tell them i have snakes...my mom thinks i'm crazy enough for having lizards....if she knew about snakes she might just keel over
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