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Old 07-10-04, 09:28 AM   #31
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Next they'll be looking for a mathematical formula to understand us women.
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Old 07-10-04, 01:26 PM   #32
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(evel=time+work)=money=women. thats easier. no matter how you put it. we still couldn't live without them.
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I have no idea how a negative number even got into this equation. The square root of a positive number will always be positive. For the whole opposite of two evils thing to be true, then both the evils would have to be negative. Just becasue being evil is a negative trait doesn't make the evil negative.

Money is the root of all evil. Evil is positive here.

The sqaure root of the positive evil would still be positive.

The fact that this thread is so long is a testament to the fact that all women, are indeed, evil.
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Well, you guys (and evil girls) definately KILLED that joke!
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Old 07-15-04, 12:24 AM   #35
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to make it even worse this one is the kicker .....how can you get from negative evil x negative evil= a positive evil (a negative evil implies a good thing....not bad)......did you ever here the saying that to goods make a bad....?????? I don't think so.... Also, this theory posted earlier of "negative evil x negative evil= a positive evil" can you do 2 good deeds and it become an evil deed? I think not ....therefore women are evil.
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Old 07-21-04, 06:54 PM   #36
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Ummm...I think you are all missing the point. GIRLS have BOOBIES and there is no soul on earth that could argue that boobies are evil

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Old 07-21-04, 07:05 PM   #37
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I only understood Julie and I would have to agree with her
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hmmm....I'm with Andy, unfortunatly Julie has used her evilness to point out exactly how cool boobies are
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On proof that women are evil.

Hey, we're not all that bad. Besides, its pretty easy to deal with those of us that are sexy!!!:w
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n[QUOTE]Originally posted by daver676
[B]I have no idea how a negative number even got into this equation. The square root of a positive number will always be positive. For the whole opposite of two evils thing to be true, then both the evils would have to be negative. Just becasue being evil is a negative trait doesn't make the evil negative.

Money is the root of all evil. Evil is positive here.

The sqaure root of the positive evil would still be positive.

The fact that this thread is so long is a testament to the fact that all women, are indeed, evil.

I would just like to say that I am a perfectly evil woman; i have to be in order to put up with goofy -ss men!
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Oh well, men usually like nasty(evil applies) women so we are in a win win situation We get to be evil, they get to see our boobies. Everybody is happy in the end!

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Ok ,I'm not a math major but the arguements are extremely flawed to this point (with the exception of Julies, wich is only partially falwed as my wife doesn't like me seeing too many other boobies) Mat sofar has really been the only one on track.

Lets look at this given:
Girls=F, Evil=E, Money=A and Time=T

F=T+A (this factors in Julie's observation ironically also)
T=A
A=root of E (note that F takes lots of A and even more T thus both must undoubtedly be positive variables)

We can then deduce:
F=2x root of E

as we can not assign a value to E (E does not necessarily =1)
The best we can ascertain is that Girls may be evil, but this is not a truth, however girls are at least part evil (duh).

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Quote:
Originally posted by Gary D.

Girls=F, Evil=E, Money=A and Time=T

F=T+A (this factors in Julie's observation ironically also)
Gary, I like that equasion... it shows what women are: TnA! lol

Come on ladies, can't argue with it, so ON WITH THE T n A!!!
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