Flatulence (the natural gas)

[Will0W783]

Lol, good idea Wayne. Once we get started on something off-color, there's no stopping us. Second-grade humor FTW!!!

[presspirate]

One of the production managers at work, is a real prissy little guy. He's not bad most of the time, but if you ever want to get rid of him just start talking about farts or other bodily functions. He'll turn around and walk away so quick it's like he was never there. He's one of those guys that can't even pee when someone else is in the bathroom. Keep in mind, I don't like crowded bathrooms or open stalls, but we have 3 stalls in the bathroom at work and they are all enclosed. Usually never more than one other person in there.

Which reminds me. We had a GM once that would take a dump with the stall door wide open. He'd walk in the bathroom with a newspaper and announce..."Crap time for me!" and proceed to do his business. And if there was buisness to discuss.... well he'd do it on the spot.

[emmels705]

both my pitt and my rot can clear out a house... the pit is sneaky and silent about it, the rot has no shame haha...

[presspirate]

Originally Posted by Lankyrob

Someone psted about building a house of ferret poo,

That was me too. (I'm starting to look bad here.)

[infernalis]

Originally Posted by presspirate

That was me too. (I'm starting to look bad here.)

I was going to call you a scat fan but I will refrain.

[presspirate]

Oh no you didn't.... (I don't know the game, but the song says it all Wayne!)

[shaunyboy]

Originally Posted by infernalis

It is now the "official farting thread"... Let them rip... (pun intended)

we're bound to be the only snake forum with a fart thread,haha

presspirate if your humor is misunderstood move over here to scotland you'd fit right in here mate

you sure you dont have any scottish ancestors mate ?


cheers shaun

[Feebo]

This Utube video cheers me up when I`m sad EVERY time lol

[Feebo]

Why doesn`t that work for meee?! I thought I wasn`t allowed to post attachments but then I saw someone else doing it. It`s my preferred way of sharing a Utube vid. But I always get a blank square as above! Can anyone help with that? I`m typing [youtube ] and then [/youtube ] and pasting my share the video URL thing. It works everywhere else!?

[infernalis]

here is exactly what I cut from your line.....



That part is not needed.

[Feebo]

Oh right, that`s odd I`ve not had a problem anywhere else? Ah well, now I know Cheers Wayne! Ere.... pull my finger lol

[presspirate]

Don't do it Wayne!

[Freebody]

i lauphed so hard watching that video, OMG what did buddy eat to get that kinda flame at the end LOL that must have burnt the hair off for sure lol

[Feebo]

LOL Yeah I do love that video There really aren`t many thing that can make me laugh like that every time lol Here`s another good one lol Turn the volume right up and check out this little baby`s face lol

[Freebody]

LOL thats classic.