Monkey

[chas*e]

I am not getting a monkey....too much mess and trouble besides the fact that they need lots of time that I do not have, it wouldn't be fair to the little guy

[HumphreyBoagart]

When I was younger, I knew people that had a spider monkey and it did everything that Jason described. Other than rape the cat. They didn't have one, but if thye did I'm sure he would have. He was an absolute terror. Very Bad Idea I think.

Kate- I find Surinam, Guyana, Peruvian, etc. BCC Boas have a silly scientific name as well. "Boa constrictor constrictor". It almost implies that they constrict boa constrictors!

[Removed_2815]

Did someone say "silly scientific names"???

Agra vation Erwin, 1983 (a carabid beetle) - "Aggravation"
Aha ha Menke, 1977 (an Australian sphecid wasp)
Ba humbugi Solem, 1976 (a snail from Mba Island, Fiji)
Cedusa medusa McAtee, 1924 (a bug)
Chaos chaos (Linnaeus), 1758 (a protozoan)
Chrysops balzaphire Philip, 1955 (another horsefly) "Balls-o-fire"
Colon rectum Hatch, 1933 (a colonid beetle)
La cucuracha Blezynski, 1966 (a pyralid moth)
Lalapa lusa Pate, 1946 (a tiphiid wasp) - "Lollapalooza"
Montypythonoides riversleighensis Smith and Plane, 1985 (a fossil snake) - "Monty Python"
Phthiria relativitae Evenhuis, 1985 (a fly) - "Theory of Relativity"
Pison eu Menke, 1988 (a South American wasp) - "Piss on you"
Polemistus chewbacca Menke, 1983 (a wasp)
Polemistus vaderi Menke, 1983 (a wasp) - Star Wars fans I guess...
Reissa roni Evenhuis, 2002 ( a microbombyliid fly) - "Rice-a-Roni"
Scrotum humanum Brookes, 1763 (a dinosaur)
Tabanus rhizonshine Philip, 1954 (another horsefly) - "Rise and shine"
Upupa epops Linnaeus, 1758 (a bird)
Villa manillae Evenhuis, 1994 (a fly)

Ryan,

You're killing me here, stop with the names. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Thanks man,

Jason