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02-10-04, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: Christchurch
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"Review every thing you've been taught. Discard any thing that's an insult to your soul. And begin again." - Walt Whitman
"I used to with "it", but then they changed what "it" was, and now what I'm with, isn't "it", and what is "it" seems weird and scary." - Abe Simpson
"It only takes one drink to get me loaded, the trouble is, I can't remember if it the thirteenth or the fourteenth." - George Burns
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02-10-04, 10:48 PM
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#17
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Victoria
Posts: 549
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"I'm 'The Dude', man."
The Big Lebowski
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Pete and Jess share their home with -
0.1 Suriname Redtail Boa,1.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boas, 1.0 Ball Python, 1.0 Savannah Monitor, 2.2 Bearded Dragons, 0.1 Veiled Chameleon, 0.1 Leopard Gecko, 0.1 Smooth sided toad.
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02-11-04, 06:27 PM
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#18
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Member
Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: Carrying Place, Ontario
Age: 51
Posts: 57
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did you kill any real people? no just cops!
(RESERVOIR DOGS)
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02-11-04, 07:15 PM
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#19
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Member
Join Date: Nov-2003
Location: maryland
Age: 38
Posts: 1,208
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"why did you eat my boots Mr Crabs?"
sponge bob square pants
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Michele
0.0.1 tentacled snake, 0.1 brazilian rainbow boa, 0.0.1 black blood python, 1.0 jampea reticulated python, 1.1 yellow anacondas, 1.1 emerald tree boas, 3.1 BCIs, 1.1 ball pythons, 1.0 tiger salamander, 1.1 african giant millipedes, 0.0.2 cockatiels, 2.1 ferrets, 3.0 pet rats, some fish and more
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02-11-04, 07:22 PM
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Member
Join Date: Apr-2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Age: 37
Posts: 5,322
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Some sayings ive heard before,
"If Noah had been smart he would
have swatted those two flies."
"No one ever says, "It's only a game."
when their team is winning."
"If a thing is worth doing
it would have been done already."
"What if the Hokey Pokey
really is what it's all about?"
"People who say you can't buy happiness
just don't know where to shop."
BEST ONE!
"24 hours in a day
24 beers in a case
Coincidence?
I think not!"
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on."
"Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something."
"If at first you don't suceed
skydiving is not for you."
"I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes."
SO BAD, BUT SO GOOD!!! 
"One good thing about alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day."
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Adam
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02-11-04, 07:26 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Kansas
Age: 41
Posts: 3,427
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if this is inappropriate just either let me know and I'll change it or "edit it for content".
Homophobia is a social disease-----unknown
If being gay is a sickness lets all call in gay, "hello? yes boss, I can't come in today, I'm gay." ----unknown.
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The Mischief:
Neptune, Zion, Enigma,
Mischief~ Hamster
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02-11-04, 08:52 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Calgary, AB
Age: 49
Posts: 5,638
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SILLINESS:
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- I'm not depressed, it's just that you're ugly and that kinda bothers me. (Seen in my sigm but I'm posting it here because I'll be changing my sig soon, hehehe)
- I'm so goth, I got bitten by a vampire and HE turned into ME.
- I'm so goth, bats have little plastic ME's hanging in their caves.
- Help stamp out and erradicate superfluous redundancy.
NON-SILLINESS:
- "It's funny... little things used to mean so much to Shelley. I used to think they were sort of trivial. Believe me.... NOTHING is trivial." - Brandon Lee, from "The Crow"
- "I used to think I died and went to hell. This isn't hell, but you can see it from here." - Eric Draven from the original graphic novel of The Crow. (Not seen in the movie.)
- (bad guy doesn't believe his friend told Eric Draven where to find him.) "I would have brought his toes as evidence, but I'm afraid he had to eat those too." - Original graphic novel of The Crow.
(seeing a theme here? hehehe)
I have many other favorite phrases from some of my favorite Atheistic philosphers and writers, but for the sake of not spawning a religious debate, I will not post them here. 
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- Ken LePage
http://www.invictusart.com
http://www.invictusexotics.com
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02-11-04, 08:59 PM
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#23
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Member
Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: Portugal
Age: 50
Posts: 1,005
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"relationships never end the right way, otherwise they woudn't end!"
Tom Cruise (Cocktail)
"Coffee is a terrible drug... it keeps you awake"
Can not remember where i got this one from
"When things go right; it's HIS work. When things go wrong; HE moves in misterious ways...pf, please!"
the Devil (End of days)
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Love will take you far and hate even further.
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02-11-04, 09:01 PM
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#24
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Member
Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: nj
Age: 34
Posts: 1,005
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"if something doesn't fit hit it with a hammer, if that doesn't work get a bigger hammer"-Jesse James
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if something doesn't fit hit it with a hammer, if that doesn't work get a bigger hammer: Jesse James
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02-11-04, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Oshawa
Posts: 1,346
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"Buy the ticket, take the ride." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"Do they pay you to **** that bear?" - Thompson's attorney in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
"...ironically the flesh of the vegetarians tasted best." - Mine from my yet to be published book on cannibalism as a form of political activism.
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I feel a little light headed... maybe you should drive...
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02-11-04, 09:30 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Jan-2004
Posts: 19
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It is better I think to reach for the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them...At least he who reaches will get a good view, a good stretch, and perhaps even a low hanging apple for the effort. ~Montolio R.A Salvatore
Liquor's drunkened me. ~Homer Simpson
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02-11-04, 09:56 PM
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#27
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Member
Join Date: Nov-2003
Location: Canada
Age: 40
Posts: 832
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The BIg Lebowski definately has wicked quotes....
"Nobody F@#ks with da Jesus!"
Cheers,
Ryan
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"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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02-11-04, 10:01 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
Posts: 6,075
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Forgot this one... "Weebles wobble but never fall down".
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02-13-04, 01:10 AM
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Member
Join Date: Aug-2003
Location: england/ hertfordshire
Age: 39
Posts: 317
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"I'll stick this gun up your A** and pull the trigger till it goes click" - Jesus, The Big Lebowski
"Just admiring the shape of your skull" -Fear and Loathing
"It looked like a giant reptile zoo, and somone was giving booze to these animals" -Fear and Loathing
"Thats right.., keep eating.., little do you know your drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut.. 'there is a poisoned douhnut in there Smithers?'
'Err no sir I spoke to our lawers they consider it murder'
'DAMN THERE OILY HIDES,.. BRING HIM TO ME' " -Mr Burns the Simpsons
"Oh not the coroner, I'm so sick of that guy" -Dr Nick the Simpsons
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Bush, Master of war
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