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02-02-04, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: manassas virginia (USA)
Age: 38
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your in line @ petco, and some one behind you says, 'Aww, those are cute, do they mke good pets?' and you reply, 'hmm, never thought of that!!!!!'
the cops knock on your door all the time because of the flourescent lights on in the room facing the street
the power company knows when your timers go on and off
your snakes have a better sex life than you do, and your proud! (my fav)
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I got a bunch of snakes and a bunch of guns 
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02-02-04, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: nj
Age: 34
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doing fecal exames is what you do in your free time.
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if something doesn't fit hit it with a hammer, if that doesn't work get a bigger hammer: Jesse James
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02-02-04, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Montreal, Canada
Age: 44
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enroll in 3 daily newspaper delivered to your door not cause you are a news fan but becuase you need it as substrat.
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02-02-04, 04:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2003
Location: Pickering, ON
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"You call those MEDIUM crickets???"
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02-02-04, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2003
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Age: 46
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When you go into a pet store with a checklist and proceed to enlighten the staff on their husbandry....
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
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02-02-04, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canuckland
Age: 46
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You refer to a pregnant woman as gravid.
When soiled diapers don't phase you as you have to clean up corn snake poop every week.
(Sorry, I didn't notice the rule before siretsap)
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Erin Keller :eb:
Snakes: 2.1 Corns, 1.1 Kings, 1.0 Everglades Rat, 1.1 Spotted Pythons, 1.2 Children's Pythons, 1.2 BCIs Lizards: 0.2 Leopard Geckos, 1.3 Bibron Geckos Inverts: 2.1 Tarantulas, 0.1 Emporer Scorpion Mammals: 0.2 Kittens
Last edited by TheRedDragon; 02-02-04 at 07:09 PM..
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02-02-04, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Montreal, Canada
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Hey you stopped following the goal of the thread, you have to start off your sentence with the last letter of the previous sentence.
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02-02-04, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: nj
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well ill start off again with thereddragons post.
killing rats doesn't phase you.
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if something doesn't fit hit it with a hammer, if that doesn't work get a bigger hammer: Jesse James
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02-02-04, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: PA
Age: 41
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"Under my bed are silkworm colonies"
Thanks for pointing out the directions to these people, sirestap, I didn't really want to have to be the "bad guy" 
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:firestart :greenflam :ashes: :zi: :grab: :bounce: :bugged: :hammer: :2yellow:
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02-02-04, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Calgary, AB
Age: 49
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Someone wants to show you their pet rabbit, and you back away as quickly as possible, so as not to go home to your herps smelling of rabbit.
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- Ken LePage
http://www.invictusart.com
http://www.invictusexotics.com
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02-02-04, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: manassas virginia (USA)
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torture is going to a show 1.5 hrs away and forgetting ALL of your money
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I got a bunch of snakes and a bunch of guns
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02-02-04, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2003
Location: Toronto
Age: 41
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you find yourself walkin' through a store or anywhere and looking at anything that catches your eye that might look good in your snakes cage.
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02-02-04, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2003
Location: Canada
Age: 55
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I Bet you my snake is Bigger than yours ?
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02-02-04, 09:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: Mesa,AZ
Age: 38
Posts: 58
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How much you wana bet?
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0.1 11ft Burmese Python
1.0 10ft Rock Python
2.0 5-6ft Red-Tail Boa
2.1.12+ Desert Hairy Scorpion
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02-02-04, 09:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2003
Location: Canada
Age: 55
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LOL Herpskeeper
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