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Old 01-20-04, 07:48 AM   #16
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Please help me, I've jumped out of a plane at 30,000 feet and I've forgotten my parachute, what do I do? Please respond quickly as I've now reached terminal velocity and should slam into the earth within 15 seconds. lol! Oh and you can improvise some anti venin by killing the snake and drinking it's blood. Not many people know that...
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Old 01-20-04, 12:08 PM   #17
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lol. hahaha.
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Old 01-20-04, 02:29 PM   #18
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LOL!

What the hell is happening here??? HAHAHAH!!
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Old 01-20-04, 03:02 PM   #19
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Just a Thought, but what would you guys do if you saw on the news a guy was bitten and died from a rattlesnake bite in AZ.

Im not dissin' you guys, its just that you might want to bite one's tongue before mocking some one
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Old 01-20-04, 03:11 PM   #20
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If they have internet in the middle of nowhere and not the sense to get help, then i look forward to seeing thier Darwin award.
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Old 01-20-04, 03:17 PM   #21
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TRUE, prob. just another loser trying to stir up the mix
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LOL! This guy isn't too bright.

Location is U.K. In the middle of an Arizona desert, just been bitten by a rattlesnake, happens to have a laptop AND wireless internet access, and is still coherent enough to register at ssnakess.com, and post about it.

As for what you could do..... Don't reproduce.
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hahaha best thread ever!!
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If they have internet in the middle of nowhere and not the sense to get help, then i look forward to seeing thier Darwin award.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!

Darwin awards kick ***!
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Ok I was walkinh in the woods to do the call of nature all the sudden while moving a palm frawn I feel this strange burning in my hand i look down Oh MY ive been bitten by a pigmy rattler.
Do I quit work and go to the doctor? Do i grab the snake and keep working? Or do I finish the call of nature and keep the snake and finish the day? Mind you I had to go bad the tree wont need watering for a year lol.
Is this the Herper Award or Darwin Award lol
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Old 01-20-04, 06:06 PM   #26
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It had no choice but to bite your hand, they don't eat ringnecks.

:w :w LOL

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