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Old 02-24-04, 09:38 AM   #16
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I always complain that the toilet seat is down, I live in a house with 3 males and my mum (the poor B***h)
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Old 02-24-04, 09:53 AM   #17
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If everyone just put the toilet lid down, there would be no complaining at all! Such a simple alternative to stupid arguments...of course, if you feel the need to argue about a toilet seat -- I think you need to find yourself a hobby!!!
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Old 02-24-04, 09:18 PM   #18
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Old 02-28-04, 03:18 PM   #19
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There's another rule missing:

1-Don't bother faking orgasms because, honestly, we don't really care...

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Old 02-28-04, 03:33 PM   #20
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There's another rule missing:

1-Don't bother faking orgasms because, honestly, we don't really care...

hehehe.
Lolol well maybe in your case, but in my case, none EVER FAKED.
hahahah had to brag a little.

But my favourites are the voided speach and the 2 versions of a sentence.
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Old 02-28-04, 03:47 PM   #21
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I'm a bit lost, here. Siretsap is a guy or gal?
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Old 02-29-04, 01:00 PM   #22
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back to the toilet thing, i dont mind putting it down, i know im gonna be there ten mins and i can use one finger. The thing that women fail to realise is it takes a lot more effort to lift it, and we tend to use it more oftern for number 1's, this is one of lifes bains.
While we're on the subject of equal rights.... besides if you dont want to sit in p**s then you'd better lift the damn thing when youve finished
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Um such gentlemen on this site.
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Old 02-29-04, 04:02 PM   #24
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Another thing that bugs men and women don't realise is the fact that the top of women's heads are round... Since there's no brain inside anyway, why not just make it flat and we would have a great spot to place our beer while at it.

Just a joke hehe.....
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Well last time I checked, I was a male...and a pretty good one at that ;-) hahaha bragging.
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