Guide for Men - Page 2

KingJaff · 08-02-03, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by lilyskip
And IMHO, it makes fun of *guys* for being kind of inept morons ...

ooh that was harsh..Reasons it's great to be a guy:

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends don't give a crap whether
you've lost or gained weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have
to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful
stuff around everywhere you go.

BoidKeeper · 08-02-03, 03:58 PM

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Trevor, it's a free country, relax!

I am relaxed. It's only a free country until your actions impeed upon the rights and freedoms of others. I get stuff like this in my email all the time and laugh at it. I'm not overly offended by it I just think that this site and forum is not the place for that kind of Joke because it may cause problems for the site if someone does get truely offended. By keeping the subject matter to that intended for the site then problems can be avoided. If no one has a problem with it that's great, enjoy. I still don't think that it belongs, my opinion. If people want to make jokes at the expense of the oposite sex have at it. Who am I to ask you all to respect each other.
Cheers,
Trevor

jaybox_reptiles · 08-02-03, 04:29 PM

man this is stupid y is every one arguing over somthing as pointless as this ok boid keeper it was just a joke and for every one else yes it may have efended them but as far as i am consernd if it affended them then the need to........... well be normall and get their feelings off their shoulders

Jay

BoidKeeper · 08-02-03, 04:35 PM

Jay,

I'm not arguing with anyone, just stating my opinion on this topic, no more no less. People can do 1 of 3 things, agree, disagree or disregard. It's just that simple, no big deal, no hard feelings. Everyone replying so far seems to be cool with this being here good for them, I'm not, good for me. I said it was ofensive and that I felt it didn't belong here. I never attached the person who posted it or those who are in favour of it staying, nor will I. We're all just expressing opinions.
Cheers,
Trevor

Jeff_Favelle · 08-02-03, 04:49 PM

What exactly does this have to do with reptiles?

Zoe · 08-02-03, 04:56 PM

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Mine too, unless the guy from work with a crush on me wants to talk for longer!

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
Who wants to see a nekkid guy? Not me!

3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Same here!

4. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
I don't have any friends, couldnt say!

5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
I don't use public washrooms... hehehe

6. You can open all your own jars.
Okay, got me there!

7. Old friends don't give a crap whether
you've lost or gained weight.
*Refer to #4

8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
I'm too cheap for that!

9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have
to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
I don't flick through channels in the first place... boy that drives me nuts!

10. All your orgasms are real.
hehehe...

11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful
stuff around everywhere you go.
Like what?

Seriously though, while I don't find this sexist to either sex in particular, I do agree that anything that could be percieved as sexist, racist, etc. has no place on these forums!

Zoe

KingJaff · 08-02-03, 05:12 PM

lol

jaybox_reptiles · 08-02-03, 05:18 PM

o well i have fogoten it now i dont really care what people think lol

Bryce Masuk · 08-02-03, 05:26 PM

LMFAO I AM HIGHLY OFFENDED You women didnt even get the best Flaw's of us "evil cheating bastid's"
The best things about being a man

Are leaning against the wall while taking a leak

When you talk there is no code at all it means what it means

there is no back stabbing we stab each other right in the face thank you

Guys cant be called "skanks or sluts" The more women you have sex with the more bragging you can do

you find the simplest things entertaining such as football and boxing or cat fights

You dont wear make up or do your hair if clothes smell clean they are clean

You dont need 10 pairs of shoes you have a new pair and a old pair

You dont shop the first thing the fits no matter how ugly or stupid it looks on you You buy it quickly and run to your car full speed

YOU DONT HAVE A PERIOD OR CHILDBIRTH however if you get a woman pregnate you will pay for it in B!tching

the end

KingJaff · 08-02-03, 05:43 PM

**TUMBLEWEED** **TUMBLEWEED**
*WIND* *WIND*
wwooooOOOOOooooooooOOOOOooooo!

Invictus · 08-02-03, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Bryce Masuk
You dont wear make up or do your hair if clothes smell clean they are clean

LOL... you've never hung out with the Goth community have you? hehehehe

norman · 08-02-03, 07:16 PM

Some people here are a little over zealous when it comes to jumping all over any minor, slightly un-PC mis-step. Most of these jokes were dumb and non-applicable in 90% of women, but who cares? Seriously, there's a person or two on this site that need a foot massage or something. Take a bubble bath. Does this really offend you that much, or has it come to people LOOKING for excuses to rant and pontificate? There's a difference between real sexism, racism, or any kind of hurtful generalization, and a cheezy joke. Seriously...bubble baths...they're nice...

unknownclown · 08-02-03, 07:22 PM

Im sorry Boid keeper if I in anyway offended you or anyone else I just posted it because I thought it was funny and figured maybe some here would as well. If thats not the case Mods feel free to delete move or what ever is appropriate.

As far as what this has to do with herps youre all right absolutely nothing, and again it makes no difference to me if it is moved or deleted. Ive seen tons of these posts before and figured Id contribute as well. If that's considered innapropriate well then I will have to try and avoid encouraging anyone to crack a smile again here... or... maybe throw a snake into the mix to make it herp related

Hows that? I can do that if thats all it takes

In all honesty though (and please dont be offended by this) the phrase "lighten up" comes to mind.

I dont get the sexist thing are you implying its offensive to men or women? and if thats the case once again Im sorry that was no my intention.

Batdad · 08-02-03, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Zoe

9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have
to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
I don't flick through channels in the first place... boy that drives me nuts!

Zoe

I don't understand

, it drives my old lady crazy as well

P.S. I don't buy the no friends thing though

norman · 08-02-03, 07:33 PM

You know what, don't worry about it, you've done nothing wrong. This is the General discussion forum, there's a million of these posts, and this one wasn't any more offensive than previous ones. The only reason that this post would be deleted is because of what other people turned it into.