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Old 03-25-12, 02:46 PM   #1
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Indeed. Killing is a must to survive. I had to buy 2 adorable mice from petco. Signed a contract, wanted to keep them but they had to be snake food.

People believe they are dieties above all else on earth. No every living creature from the ant to the bunny to the eagle are all dieties. People are the most stupid about it because we believe we are the chosen ones. The meek shall inherit the earth.
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Indeed. Killing is a must to survive. I had to buy 2 adorable mice from petco. Signed a contract, wanted to keep them but they had to be snake food.

People believe they are dieties above all else on earth. No every living creature from the ant to the bunny to the eagle are all dieties. People are the most stupid about it because we believe we are the chosen ones. The meek shall inherit the earth.
Since you know your Bible so well what do you think"man shall have dominion over all of the earth " means?
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Indeed. Killing is a must to survive. I had to buy 2 adorable mice from petco. Signed a contract, wanted to keep them but they had to be snake food.

People believe they are dieties above all else on earth. No every living creature from the ant to the bunny to the eagle are all dieties. People are the most stupid about it because we believe we are the chosen ones. The meek shall inherit the earth.
Speak for yourself.
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After reading all this blab from Gauxgaux, my interest has peaked. How about you post some pics of the ideal ecosystem you've setup so superbly.
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Poor animals. Breaks my heart, I think I'm going to set up a basking light in my living room, for my sav and beardie, my puppies anddddd my ferrets. I'll just need one basking light tho so my sav and beardie can share. Also no substrate is required because my sav will burrow in the couch! Sweet I'm saving so much money ))))))))) yahhooooo. (sarcasm)
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poor animals. Breaks my heart, i think i'm going to set up a basking light in my living room, for my sav and beardie, my puppies anddddd my ferrets. I'll just need one basking light tho so my sav and beardie can share. Also no substrate is required because my sav will burrow in the couch! Sweet i'm saving so much money ))))))))) yahhooooo. (sarcasm)
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Poor animals. Breaks my heart, I think I'm going to set up a basking light in my living room, for my sav and beardie, my puppies anddddd my ferrets. I'll just need one basking light tho so my sav and beardie can share. Also no substrate is required because my sav will burrow in the couch! Sweet I'm saving so much money ))))))))) yahhooooo. (sarcasm)
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I'm also intrested in getting a lion, it will keep my humitdy up, and cut down my antelop population! Living room is getting to be a tight fit
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Is this a proper enclosure for a tabby?? do I need a basking light?

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Way too much room, look how stressed she is!!
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Way too much room, look how stressed she is!!
this is hilarious!

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You need to cover at least 3 of the walls. What if the snakes come and mess with her from all sides?
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I see peanut butter.
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I see peanut butter.
yes you do, the dogs were circling the aquarium barking like crazy, and Ace knocked over a box of stuff we are donating to the local food pantry.

The penut butter rolled into view just as I was taking the picture.

Our cat just sat there calm as can be, like she knew the dogs couldn't get at her in there.

I tried to video this, but the lighting was just way too dark.
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You need to fill that half way with water then get the hottest heat bulb you can fine. This should help keep the humidity up. If that doesn't work put the light in the water with the cat.
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