a snake joke

jory_215 · 06-06-04, 04:40 PM

Two similar snakes were slithering down the road. One snake turned to the other and asked are we poisonous. Why the other snake asked. Because I just bit my lip.

PDDM · 06-07-04, 07:20 PM

jory-ive seen all three of your snake jokes and ive come to a conclusion...either your nuts and you laugh alot...or you own a realy realy REALY corny joke book

I Too own a corny joke book.... Heres One:

Why Did The Silly Boy Bring Cards To The Christmas Party???TO DECK THE HALLS AHAHAHAHAHA!

Now If You Thought That Was Funny Heres Another Tickler:

Whats Worse Then Rudoplh With A cold?FROSTY WITH A FEVER!!HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

(Note I Was Sarcastic On Both Jokes)

Good Try Though I Suppose....

buffalo_dragons · 06-09-04, 09:13 AM

that s a good one

reptiguy123 · 06-09-04, 03:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA no.

pastout16 · 06-09-04, 05:35 PM

reptiguy123 i realy dont understand you and why you are doing this you are takeing time out of your day JUST TO KNOCK SOMEBODY i realy dont understand whats the gain from doing this and the sad thing was you did it on all of his jokes why dont you keep ssnakess a postive atmosphere and not be a jerk. thats my 2 cents.

reptiguy123 · 06-10-04, 11:28 AM

Well, I guess It was pretty funny. I guess. BTW, nice Screen name!

It's just that I'm so used to the good old blonde jokes...

So there's a snake right, and he just told a joke. One snake says to the other "Is that a corn snake? He's pretty corny!"

That was a REALLY corny joke that I just made up. Now you can criticize me.

Syco · 06-10-04, 08:50 PM

Cute joke! LOL! Not yours Matt, Jory's

CHRISANDBOIDS14 · 06-10-04, 08:53 PM

HAHAHA! Did you come up with this Jory? Cool if you did! Keep em commin!

REPTIGUY123

That doesn't matter buddy, As stated in Jory's other snake joke, if you aint got anything *constructive* or Positive to add, why talk?

And im not one for calling people names, but I think yours should be changed to REPTIJERK123.

BE POSITIVE PEOPLE!

Cheers!

C.

pastout16 · 06-10-04, 10:23 PM

o me next me next i like this game of bashing. First of reptiguy123 does the numbers in your name signify your newest acomplishment being able to count to 3. Secondly even though i stated he was 10 you still make fun of him, il give you the benifit of the doubt maybe your iliteret if not wow how do you feal makeing fun of a 10 yearold. maybe we should start calling you the micheal jackson of comedy.

reptiguy123 · 06-11-04, 08:30 AM

Ok here's another joke to criticize!

Um....What's black and white and red all over?

A black and white snake that's bleeding.
Oh and jory, feel free to coment on my jokes too if it makes you feel better!

Burmlova1088 · 06-11-04, 08:32 AM

lol damn guys i dont see y every ones pickin on reptijerk...oops i mean reptiguy i mean seriously leave the guy alone i was accually gonna say the same thing about these lame jokes but i saw he already posted it

what did he do wrong damn u guys r just mean. leave the poor guy alone geez LOL

reptiguy123 · 06-12-04, 08:28 PM

I guess I have some explaining to do:

First of all, I chose reptiguy123 because it was the first thing that came to my head when reptiguy was taken.

You guys told me that I was a jerk, and that is kind of true. I was very cranky because I had a really lousy day. My mom had a car accident and could hardly walk. I had heard those snake jokes so many damn times that I really didn’t care how old the person who posted them was.

I don’t want your sympathy; I just want your forgiveness. Sine I was looking at a computer screen and not talking to someone in person, I didn’t know how old jory is. I did not know how he felt. Jeez! It obviously was not a mature thing that I did, and I wasn’t even thinking about the age. You guys were a little hard on me too, but I guess you didn’t realize I was having a bad day and how I felt, so I’ll forgive you if you want me to.

If you haven’t noticed, I insulted the joke and not the person. I gave you a corny joke of my own for you to criticize, but you chose to insult me instead. I hope you guys understand and don’t put me down any more, but I don’t give a sh*t if you criticize my joke, so feel free to do so.

Jory, If you have any new jokes I would be glad to see them.

Well, I hope that cleared things up and I just wanted to add I am proud that I can count to three.

Depatie**** · 06-13-04, 11:51 AM

Don't Worry...Be Happy!
Reptiguy123,
I think some of the jokes you make up are cute, It's alot more pleasing to ones self and to others to compliment someone then it is to critisize...If all we do is critisize other it tells others that we feel critical about ourselves.
(Sorry about the Dr. Phil Moment - I'm a mom of three and they like these jokes

)
Ok now here's a joke with a couple of answers from my daughter...
What's Black and White and Red all over?

1 - a Zebra with a Rash
2 - a news paper

PS...I hope your Mom is better soon...I know what it's like tyo have a hard day...You may notice it's me that 3 children (someone's missing) not going into details but it's easier to deal with the pain, hurt and other negative things with something positive...it gets much better results, I'm speaking from expierience...Our prayers are with you that everything works out good in time.

reptiguy123 · 06-13-04, 12:11 PM

She is feeling better, thanks for caring.

A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.

The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.

The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.” The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.

“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”

Depatie**** · 06-14-04, 07:01 AM

LMAO! That's a great one!
I'm glad she's feeling better! :-)