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Old 03-11-04, 06:46 PM   #1
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This one is easy

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I ?
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Old 03-11-04, 06:47 PM   #2
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umm snowflake?
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Old 03-11-04, 06:58 PM   #3
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a flame?
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Old 03-11-04, 06:59 PM   #4
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Old 03-11-04, 07:01 PM   #5
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Here's one for ya..

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
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Old 03-11-04, 07:21 PM   #6
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u allways have to make things so complicated dont u matt :P
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Old 03-11-04, 07:23 PM   #7
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an egg and a chicken?
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Old 03-11-04, 08:27 PM   #8
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Corn on the cob :P
right?
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Old 03-12-04, 12:43 AM   #9
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yo i just want to get naughty with you nat!!!...lol
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Old 03-12-04, 01:34 AM   #10
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Yeah, you got it Kim..

YummyCdnMale: That's an interesting 1st post you have there.. Let's grow up..

Here guys, try this one...

What can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
has a bed but never sleeps?
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Old 03-12-04, 01:59 AM   #11
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Old 03-12-04, 02:04 AM   #12
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ok heres one then since i spoiled the last one:

My life is measured in hours,I serve by being devoured.
Thin i am quick,thick i am slow
A gust of wind is my greatest foe.

what am i?
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Old 03-12-04, 02:09 AM   #13
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A Kite..

Next...

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
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Old 03-12-04, 11:01 AM   #14
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I say a wave
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Old 03-12-04, 01:17 PM   #15
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You gotta mean "throw ME of the highest...". Either that or it doesn't make much sense to me.
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