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Old 05-17-13, 07:19 PM   #1
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Do you have a nice chest?

Now that i've finally stopped laughing...

I'm meeting up with a guy I don't know very well to go spearfishing tomorrow. This will be our first time diving together after talking about it for months. I tried texting him asking if we could share an ice chest, and well, of course this is what came out.....


It's going to be a looong quiet 3 hour drive to Monterey tomorrow...
Why does everything in my life have to be so awkward...haha....
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Old 05-17-13, 07:25 PM   #2
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Hahahaha! That's awesome. Laughed my *** off there. Thanks for that.
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Old 05-17-13, 07:32 PM   #3
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Hahahaha! That's awesome. Laughed my *** off there. Thanks for that.
Just when I think I got it all out I keep falling over laughing. It would be even more funny if you knew what the looked like... because yea, he's a BIG dude...
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Re: Do you have a nice chest?

lol, my brother used to live in monterey. i just went to the bay aquarium a few months ago :P
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lol, my brother used to live in monterey. i just went to the bay aquarium a few months ago :P
I went there with Trollbie a while back. At the time it seemed awesome, then I got in the ocean and had my mind blown. That. X 1,000,000...
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Just when I think I got it all out I keep falling over laughing. It would be even more funny if you knew what the looked like... because yea, he's a BIG dude...
Hahaha, But is he big enough for both of you
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LOL , I hate auto correct, you really have to watch it. A year or so ago my mother sent me a text and I replied Okie Dokie, but she saw Okay Dike. Very embarrassing.
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LOL , I hate auto correct, you really have to watch it. A year or so ago my mother sent me a text and I replied Okie Dokie, but she saw Okay Dike. Very embarrassing.
Hahaha that's good.
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Re: Do you have a nice chest?

Yes.

Yes I do. More than big enough
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Funny but still not as funny as the " I popped a boner in my dad" one.
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Yes.

Yes I do. More than big enough
Pics or it didn't happen...

Oh wait... Better pics...
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Funny but still not as funny as the " I popped a boner in my dad" one.
I can't remember that. I remember something like they but can't remember it.
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Tee hee hee. Thanks for the good laugh. :P ! Once I text a friend whom I didn't know all that well at the time "Can I call you if you're not busy?" but busy got made to "busty". :/ Her husband replied "Guess you can't call.. she's pretty busty". Lol. Not sure I'll live it down. Gotta love the autocorrect errors. :P Have fun on your awkward drive!
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Old 05-18-13, 06:25 AM   #14
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You know on your trip if you break eye contacted he going to think your checking out his chest. lol
Plus your going to have the uncontrollable urge to look.
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You know on your trip if you break eye contacted he going to think your checking out his chest. lol
Plus your going to have the uncontrollable urge to look.
LOL, most awkward trip ever.
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