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Old 01-01-12, 01:37 PM   #1
Swany
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Scottish farmer

A Scottish farmer sees a stranger in one of his fields, drinking out of a puddle.
" Dinny drink oot o tha its fu o coo's shern"
" Don't drink out of that it's full of cow sh*t" the stranger replys "I dont understand you I'm English.Speak English man."
The farmer Shouts back "Use two hands you'll get more in"
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Old 01-01-12, 05:27 PM   #2
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Re: Scottish farmer

Lol. Nice.
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