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10-08-10, 07:02 PM
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I cant sleep..
Someone tell me a story 
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10-08-10, 07:05 PM
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Moderator
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Re: I cant sleep..
Once upon a time three bears walked into the woods.... the end. 
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"Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?"
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10-08-10, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2008
Location: Surrey BC
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Re: I cant sleep..
One dark night in the middle of the day, the tembs cought fir and the river ran away, the blind man saw it, the deaf man heard it, the man with no leg ran the get the engine, the engine pull up with 4 dead horses ran over a dead cat and half killed it. this story was made up by 4 men sitting around a rounded square table picking currents out of a plain cake. 1 more for you, I went to the picture tomorow, I sat in the front seat in the back, i fell from the pit to the gallery and broke a front bone in my back  Nighty Night
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10-08-10, 07:37 PM
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Re: I cant sleep..
A little poem that is very personal to me and has helped me a little during dark times.... (sorry a cheery one would have been better wouldn`t it? lol )
Ahem...
A monster lies in wait for me,
A sea of wounds and misery,
But fiercer still,
In life and limb,
The ME that lies in wait for HIM.
Yeah sleep tight lol
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10-08-10, 07:40 PM
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Hots Down Under
Join Date: Nov-2009
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Re: I cant sleep..
Thats a sweet poem mate. Hmm dunno if i have a story but i will try and think of one for future sleepless nights
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I wish I knew everything when I started out in keeping snakes, like some obviously do.
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10-09-10, 05:38 AM
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Non Carborundum Illegitimi
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Re: I cant sleep..
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
(about all i can remember off the top of my head!!)
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May you have more good days than bad
You never know how strong you are - until being strong is your only choice
There are no dark clouds - just well hidden silver linings!!
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10-09-10, 05:59 AM
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Captain America
Join Date: Dec-2009
Location: Farmington IL.
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Re: I cant sleep..
Here's a children song see if anyone can guess the movie it's from.
1, 2 Freddie coming you
3,4 lock the door
5,6 grab your crucifixe
7,8 stay up late
9,10 never sleep agian
11,12 Freddie taking you to hell.
Don't worry he'll be waiting for you in your dreams.
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10-09-10, 06:01 AM
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Hots Down Under
Join Date: Nov-2009
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Re: I cant sleep..
Hahaha great movie that one. Nightmare on elm street
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I wish I knew everything when I started out in keeping snakes, like some obviously do.
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10-09-10, 06:50 AM
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Re: I cant sleep..
There once was a man from nantucket... Oh nevermind.
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"Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?"
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10-09-10, 02:48 PM
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Member
Join Date: Dec-2009
Location: Bath
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Re: I cant sleep..
There once was a man from Tralee,
who was stung on the leg by a wasp,
when asked if it hurt,
he said no not a bit,
he can do it again of he likes! lol
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10-09-10, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2010
Location: Westerville, OH
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Re: I cant sleep..
At 11pm 2 guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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If you can't stand behind our troops, try standing in front of them....
0.1.0 Jungle Carpet
1.0.0 BP
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10-09-10, 08:55 PM
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domi adsum
Join Date: Jun-2010
Location: Farmington, MN.
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Re: I cant sleep..
Hickory Dickory Dock. GO TO SLEEP!
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Thanks for reading, Greg 
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