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07-12-10, 02:39 PM
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domi adsum
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Random Thoughts
Hi all, I thought it would be fun to have a thread where you post any humorous, or off beat thoughts you've had while handling, feeding, cleaning or otherwise dealing with your herps.
I'll start.
On BP poo......
"If you were human that would be a double flusher."
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07-13-10, 09:56 AM
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The Original Urban Legend
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Re: Random Thoughts
When my male BP struck a f/t rat so hard its testicles popped out the sack..."Wow, now there's a real ball buster!"
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07-14-10, 09:22 AM
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slainte mhath
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Re: Random Thoughts
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When my male BP struck a f/t rat so hard its testicles popped out the sack..."Wow, now there's a real ball buster!"
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only a woman could have thought that.any guy would have instantley went into cringe mode...!! 
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07-14-10, 09:24 AM
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Re: Random Thoughts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Will0W783
When my male BP struck a f/t rat so hard its testicles popped out the sack..."Wow, now there's a real ball buster!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shaunyboy
only a woman could have thought that.any guy would have instantley went into cringe mode...!!
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I did just reading her post...
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07-14-10, 09:26 AM
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The Original Urban Legend
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Re: Random Thoughts
Hahaha! My fiance turned a very interesting shade of whitish-green, while I rolled on the floor laughing.
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07-14-10, 09:30 AM
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slainte mhath
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Re: Random Thoughts
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Originally Posted by Will0W783
Hahaha! My fiance turned a very interesting shade of whitish-green, while I rolled on the floor laughing.
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that be the burden of owning testicles
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07-14-10, 09:48 AM
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Re: Random Thoughts
LMFAO! i feel the pain
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07-14-10, 01:18 PM
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domi adsum
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Re: Random Thoughts
I crossed my legs when I read that as well. I have the same reaction when I hear of people "popping" their snakes.
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07-15-10, 09:15 AM
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The Original Urban Legend
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Re: Random Thoughts
Lol, didn't expect my comment to get this much attention..heheeh...I win!
While we are on the subject of indecent snake events, I was thinking to myself how lucky female snakes are, what with the males having TWO willies! I have also heard that the males are right- or left- "handed" (right- or left-dicked?) with their manly parts and will tend to prefer to use one or the other. I wonder if a male snake has ever bred two females at once? I need to get my mind out of the gutter....lol 
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07-15-10, 09:17 AM
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Re: Random Thoughts
On that subject, I know a guy who breeds garter snakes, and has 2 boys that had prolapsed hemipene surgery, these 2 boys only have one to work with now, and they still sire babies.
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07-15-10, 11:20 AM
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slainte mhath
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Re: Random Thoughts
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Originally Posted by Will0W783
Lol, didn't expect my comment to get this much attention..heheeh...I win!
While we are on the subject of indecent snake events, I was thinking to myself how lucky female snakes are, what with the males having TWO willies! I have also heard that the males are right- or left- "handed" (right- or left-dicked?) with their manly parts and will tend to prefer to use one or the other. I wonder if a male snake has ever bred two females at once? I need to get my mind out of the gutter....lol |
oh to be a snake for a day.....!!!
you got me in the gutter now willow.im thinking when they use one do they both flop after the event or is there one still all raring to go and up for the job but gets left out.(pardon the pun)
cheers shaun
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07-15-10, 04:01 PM
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domi adsum
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Re: Random Thoughts
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Originally Posted by shaunyboy
oh to be a snake for a day.....!!!
you got me in the gutter now willow.im thinking when they use one do they both flop after the event or is there one still all raring to go and up for the job but gets left out.(pardon the pun)
cheers shaun
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The worst part is they have no hands to mas*urb*te with.
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07-15-10, 06:47 PM
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Re: Random Thoughts
Ok guys, if you could do as Willow suggested and "breed" two females at once... Who would it be? lol In an ideal world where I could just have anything I want I think I`d have to have Kylie Minogue and Bjork  lol Actually I could use four with those two ! Hahahahahaaaa oooooh dear... Your fault Willow ! Dragging us down to gutter level lol
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07-16-10, 05:40 AM
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Re: Random Thoughts
Rachel Berry (Glee - i am a GLEEK!) and Jennifer Love-Huge****
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07-16-10, 06:03 AM
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Re: Random Thoughts
And could sir use four appendages were they available? lol
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