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Old 09-07-05, 02:24 PM   #1
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Riddle

I know this isn't a joke, but I thought "No better place to post a riddle":

A guy walks into a bar, and as soon as he walks in, the bartender shoots him with a gun (NOT the drink shot). So then he goes to court, the jury says he's guilty, and the judge says "I guess I have no choice but to let this guy off the hook". Why didn't he punish this man?
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Old 09-07-05, 02:27 PM   #2
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No clue, tell us why
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Old 09-07-05, 03:27 PM   #3
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The bartender was wasted?......
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Old 09-08-05, 12:13 PM   #4
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No and no.
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Old 09-08-05, 12:58 PM   #5
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Because the guy had him on a big hook on the wall and he was miffed
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Old 09-08-05, 01:56 PM   #6
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Because the guy he shot deserved it somehow???
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Old 09-08-05, 02:06 PM   #7
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Just tell us....
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Old 09-09-05, 02:12 PM   #8
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Nope. I'll give you a hint. The bartender had a twin bro. This was the reason. How is that logical?
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cause hes dead?
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Old 09-09-05, 02:25 PM   #10
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the point is that no1 gets it and we would like to know the answer so we can be like "oh how dumb where we for not figuring that out".......
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Old 09-09-05, 02:28 PM   #11
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becuase the only way to send the bartender to jail would send the inocent siamese twin brother 2 jail also
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Old 09-09-05, 03:21 PM   #12
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How would they bury the dead twin without doing the same to the live one????
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How would they bury the dead twin without doing the same to the live one????
he didnt shoot his twim bro he shoot a random person.
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Old 09-09-05, 03:40 PM   #14
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Oh, ok. I didn't quite get it, at first. I thought he had killed his own brother.

Yeah, it kind of makes some sense...
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Just Effin tell us man, these people are confused to sh*t(same with me)

[Edit]and this riddle is kinda dumb cuz theres no clues hidden in the acutal riddle, except the clue that u gave that didnt come with the riddle. :medblackf
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