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Old 06-08-04, 01:05 AM   #1
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A loving Husband

Several men are in a locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on the bench starts to ring. And a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stops to listen.

:MAN: "Hello"

:Women:" "Honey it's me are you at the club?

:Man: "Yes"

:Women: I am at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000 Is it ok if i buy it?

:Man: "Sure,.... go ahead if you like it that much

:Women: 'I also stoped buy the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004 models. I saw one i really liked.

:Man: 'How Much?

:Women: $80,000

:Man: OK but for that price i want all the goodies.

:Women: GREAT!!! Oh one more thing do you remember the house we looked at last year?. Well it is back on the market for $970,000.

:Man: Well then go ahead and put in a offer But only $900,000

:Women: OK i will see you later I love you

:Man:"Bye i love you too

Then the man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him with astonishment.

With that the man turns to the others and ask does anybody know who's phone this is.
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Old 06-08-04, 01:51 AM   #2
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lol thats pretty good
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Old 06-08-04, 04:15 AM   #3
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hahaha too funny Brandon. I need a man like that lol
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Old 06-08-04, 05:36 AM   #4
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lol, would be great having a bf like that lol
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lol
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Old 06-09-04, 09:16 AM   #6
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that s a very good one
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