Top ten reasons Eve was created

[beth wallbank]

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
become lost in the garden because he would not
ask for directions.



9. God knew that one day Adam would require
someone to locate and hand him the remote.



8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and
would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.



7. God knew Adam would never be able to make
a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment
for himself.



6. God knew Adam would never remember which
night to put the garbage on the curb.



5. God knew if the world was to be populated,
men would never be able to handle the pain
and discomfort of childbearing.



4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would
never remember where he left his tools.



3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame
his troubles on when God caught him hiding
in the garden.



2. As the Bible says, it is not good for man to be alone.



And the Number 1 reason why God created Eve...



1. When God finished the creation of Adam,
He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,
"I can do better than that!"

[JimmyDavid]

Well, He was full of good intentions. But he was so tired by then that he messed up...

[Lisa]

I like #1

[KingFfaj]

lol jimmy

[Cruciform]

Jeez, none of those things would have been a problem if he just left Adam alone to enjoy his beer.

10) Where would Adam go? He's got paradise and beer.

9) It's paradise. You don't need a remote. You just think of something and it happens.

8) Naked time. Ever heard of it.

7) Personal grooming is not important when y ou're the only person in paradise.

6) What garbage. In paradise you have beer and an infinite supply of twinkies, which grow on trees.

5) It's paradise. There's no damn kids.

4) Tools? Who needs to work. Let the angels come down and do it.

3) It wasn't me god, it was that talking snake over there.

2) The bible was written before porn was invented.

1) He might have been able to do better, but you have to wonder which came first. Eve or the platypus?

[Fierce Katana]

lol cruciform