Don't mess with elephants.

[Lisa]

One day at the watering hole, an elephant looked around and
carefully surveyed the turtles in view. After a few seconds
thought, he walked over to one turtle, raised his foot, and
kicked the turtle as far as he could. A watching hyena asked
the elephant why he did it. "Well, about 30 years ago I was
walking through a stream and a turtle bit my foot.

Finally I found the S.O.B and repaid him for what he had done
to me." "30 years!!! And you remembered...But how???" "I have
turtle recall."

[Syco]

LOL!

[daver676]