Have you been drinking?

[Dragon_Slave]

If you're driving down the road and a cop pulls you over and says''Gee son, your eyes look a little red, have you been drinking?'' it's probably not a good idea to respond with ''Gee Officer, your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating donuts?''

[Bartman]

lmao!

[lanceinhispance]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sketchy4]

ive watched the cartoon for that on funnyjunk.com . there are alot more but thats probably the funniest one!