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Old 01-20-04, 11:22 AM   #1
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Tired of being ''blonde''

One day, a young blonde girl decided that she was tired of being called a dumb blonde. She decided that she would go get her hair dyed brown. After dying her hair, she decided.. ''well, since I'm going through such a transformation, I might as well get a new car as well.'' So she went out and traded her car in for a brand new convertible. Then she took her brand new car through the countryside... when she passed by a sheep farm. She stopped and said to herself ''awww... how cute! I want a pet sheep!'' So she talked to the farmer and asked him ''If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?'' The farmer agreed, since he knew there was NO way she could guess! The girl thought for a minute and said ''umm... I guess there are about... 63?'' The farmer was shocked! ''Yes, I just got 12 more sheep yesterday, and it all adds up to 63, go ahead, take one.'' So she picked out the one she wanted, put it in her car and started to drive away. The farmer ran after her, she stopped and asked what was the matter. He said ''If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?''

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Old 01-20-04, 09:11 PM   #2
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Ahaha, thats so great, nice one
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Old 01-27-04, 12:31 PM   #3
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heard it
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Old 01-27-04, 03:32 PM   #4
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Whether you've heard it or not... it's still a joke, maybe some other people HAVEN'T heard it. *rolls eyes*
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Old 01-27-04, 04:53 PM   #5
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Being a true blonde, that's one of the better "blonde" jokes I've heard in a while.
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My question is....why would the farmer let her start to drive away when he could clearly see her put his dog in her car? Stupid farmer.
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