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Old 12-13-03, 03:28 PM   #1
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A trip to the dentist

A man is at the dentist's office for a routine appointment when the dentist notices that the patient's plate is severely corroded, but can't figure out why.

The dentist says to the patient, "I've noticed that your plate is severely corroded. Have you had a change in your diet recently?"

To which the patient replies, "Why yes sir. Six months ago my wife introduced me to eggs benedict. I fell in love with the hollandiaise sauce and now I put it on eveything."

"That's it! The hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice which is very acidic. That expalins the corrosion of your plate. I can replace your plate, but I have to make it out of chrome."

"Why chrome?", asks the patient.

"Why don't you know? There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
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