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Old 12-11-03, 01:55 PM   #1
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Snake jokes
I found this website while i was looking for something else and thought i would share this collection of pathetic snake jokes
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enjoy

http://www.familypets.net/snakejokes1.htm
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Old 12-11-03, 03:51 PM   #2
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What is wrong with this picture:

Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
A: Because they come with their own rattle !


LOL! Those jokes are lame man....
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What is wrong with this picture:

Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
A: Because they come with their own rattle !


LOL! Those jokes are lame man....
Yup.
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Old 12-11-03, 07:05 PM   #4
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What is wrong with this picture:

Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
A: Because they come with their own rattle !


LOL! Those jokes are lame man....
LMFAO I was just about to say the same!!!
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Old 12-11-03, 07:59 PM   #5
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Maybe we should make up our own jokes!!
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Q: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
A: Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

Does anyone else besides me NOT get this joke in the least? Like.. what the heck does a sliver have to do with a snake and cheese? I just don't get it.

Also:
Q: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
A: Tries to wash his hands !

This is pretty sad... other than the obvious part, why the heck would it be in the toilet if it was trying to wash? Wouldn't it be in a sink or something?

I'll be up all night now trying to figure out who could come up with such lame jokes.....
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sliver means a little piece.
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they were lame...sorry....
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Old 12-12-03, 11:12 PM   #9
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i think sliver is a comaprison to slither...
I agree they are quite pathetic.
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Old 12-12-03, 11:59 PM   #10
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rofl :P

i hope no one went through them all . after the first page i was done

they really $uck
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