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Old 09-28-03, 09:02 PM   #1
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What Makes 100%??

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And.......,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Asskissing will put you over the top everytime.
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Old 09-28-03, 09:05 PM   #2
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LMAO!!!!!!!
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Old 09-29-03, 05:26 PM   #3
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LOL nice one!!!

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ROTFLMAO!! Oh man, that one is good!
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That's great. I'd love to print it and hand out copies to employers and employees at our next meeting!

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lol - thats so treu LMFAOROTFL
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LOL! One for all the civil servants out there!
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Vary clever!
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Sounds like most jobs
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