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08-08-03, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Nova Scotia
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Time for a chuckle ???
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a
holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his
name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the
loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an
inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very
confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office. She
finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the
world is this?"
Are you ready?
you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?!
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08-08-03, 04:50 PM
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Location: Toronto
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Whoa, what jus' happened...
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08-08-03, 05:00 PM
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LOL that's a real groaner.
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08-08-03, 06:23 PM
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Location: Montreal
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LOL!!! Cute
Pixie
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08-08-03, 06:45 PM
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Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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I am so confused at the moment. *looks bad and tries to think* oh well... that was different 
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Who are you callin' a freak?!
~*Rachel*~
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08-08-03, 06:57 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Nova Scotia
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A hint for Dozer & Rachel S. :
the nursery rhyme/song :
"This old man, he played one, he played knickknack on my thumb !
With a knickknack, paddywhack, give a dog a bone !
This old man came rolling home !"
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HOW TO .....
grow snakes in Nova Scotia
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08-08-03, 07:02 PM
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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lol that funny..
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08-08-03, 08:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Miami, FL and New Haven, CT
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oh my. I posted that on my punny friend's livejournal. what a classic.
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08-08-03, 08:26 PM
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08-09-03, 11:14 AM
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I love that joke!!!!! They have it on b-day cards in England. So funny 
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08-09-03, 11:42 AM
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LMAO!!! 
I've never heard that one before!!
Great Joke,
-Reptilez
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08-09-03, 12:00 PM
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Location: Toronto, Ontario
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HAHAHA that was great. So unexpected :P
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08-09-03, 04:38 PM
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08-09-03, 04:41 PM
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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That was hilarious, and I WAS singing it!?!
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08-09-03, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Oliver, BC
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Hehehe.... Funny stuff. Thanks for sharing that, with all the stuff going on right now, we need a good laugh once and a while. Thanks. ~TR~
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