Silly excuses for breaking traffic rules

[Edwin]

SEAT BELTS

I CAN'T wear my seat belt as I have sore breasts;

I WASN'T wearing my seat belt as I was getting changed;

I KEEP getting in and out of the car and it's a nuisance.


RED LIGHTS

I COULDN'T stop for the red light as I was going too fast;

I COULDN'T stop because it's a heavy vehicle and I normally have a wood chipper on the back;

It's a V8, you try stopping it.


SPEEDING

I HAD to speed to get in front of you;

I'M HURRYING to the service station because I am running out of fuel;

I'VE got diarrhoea;

I WAS running late for a funeral.


Link:
http://news.com.au/common/story_page...E13569,00.html

[RachelS.]

LOL ...stupid

[SnowSnake]

lol I just heard something like that on the radio :P

[tightsqueeze]

Cop:"sitting at the bottom of a long hill"
Driver:speeding realy fast in his new sports car.
Cop:spotted the driver comming toward him from the distance.
Driver:"Shiet Cops"
Cop: Pulls driver over says"do you know how fast you were goin?....i'v been waiting for you all day "


Driver: says"i got here as fast as i could oficer!"