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Old 11-24-13, 04:40 PM   #1
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you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

...you are constantly cold and always need an outide heat source to stay warm (i hate winter!! even cold in summer!)

...you are extrememly anti social unless you want food or want to get "some action"

...you like to hide under things (basically saying anti social again)

...you don't eat for a long time and then gorge yourself with a huge meal that is more like 3 to 7 meals.

anyone else???
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Old 11-24-13, 04:44 PM   #2
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you don't eat for a long time and then gorge yourself with a huge meal that is more like 3 to 7 meals.
There's a diet like this called the warrior diet. Eat nothing for the whole days but a few fruits and vegies and then eat a huge dinner.
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Old 11-24-13, 04:46 PM   #3
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Re: you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

i don't do it on purpose, it just happens :/
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Re: you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

i am exactly all of these! LOL..i have major anxiety problems so I have a hard time being in public places (mostly when crowded)...no public transportation for me either...cant be too close to the person next to me i did manage to go to the movies tonight, theater full to capacity...but i managed to snag the last chair in the back row to do it...LOL
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Old 11-24-13, 04:53 PM   #5
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Re: you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

yeah crowds = worst nightmare!! haha. i mean, i can be social, extremely social (like on this forum where i can talk to people, but don't have to actually be near them, haha), it's just very rare.

i feel ya on the crowded movie theatre, i experienced that horror friday night (catching fire)

...if your skin gets so darn dry if you don't have enough water (i look like i have scales during winter b/c my skin gets so dry. drink water, i know)
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Old 11-24-13, 05:09 PM   #6
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Re: you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

thats what I went to see I have to time my trips to walmart, etc for certain times of day to avoid the crowds or lines at registers...i can go out in public, but depending on situations, i have to be careful where i am in the room...usually somewhere near a door...lol
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Re: you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

Other than getting cold easily I don't really relate. lol I eat quite a bit, although not nearly as much as I used to. I've found my comfortable weight and I try to maintain it; much more and I just feel overall "uncomfortable" physically (even though I'm "slightly below average weight" and I don't really care about my self-image) and much less I feel really hungry all the time.

I am sort of antisocial, but not to the point that I'm uncomfortable in public. Of course, lately I've been reading a lot of creeper posts and it's putting me on edge. lol
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I am like a snake in that I am generally quiet, don't demand a lot of attention, but when it comes to feeding time, I don't miss!
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i think i am just too sensitive to be out in public for too long. i can feel everyone's energy, feelings, or my energy being sucked from me via them. very draining.
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nice exwizard
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i think i am just too sensitive to be out in public for too long. i can feel everyone's energy, feelings, or my energy being sucked from me via them. very draining.
I know what you mean except it's the opposite for me, but I've learned how to block that out. The energy of the people around me kind of leech into me and can be a bit overwhelming at times. Of course, I'm quick to react if anything's off. A few people have learned not to mess with me. lol I used to be very scared of going out in public, but routine exposure has helped me to at least deal with it even if I don't enjoy it.
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oh yeah, i have a bit of a temper too if people don't respect
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Re: you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

I would say the only way I compare is about always being cold, not eating..and the social aspect also. I have social anxiety and had to switch to doing online school because of it.. Just the other night I started panicking in the middle of a store in the mall, lol. Also I can relate because I am very very quiet. I can go to someones house all day and be so uncomfortable that I will say literally only around ten words the entire time I'm there.. Ooh, I'm very solitary too.
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Old 11-25-13, 07:51 AM   #14
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Re: you, yourself might be a reptile (snake in my case) if...

yeah, most of the time people don't even know i am around b/c i am so "slithery" haha
they will be like "woah sarah, how long have you been here?!"

i respond with a you are an idiot face "the whole time..."
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Guilty on all counts. Lock me up in a cave with a G4 connection and I'm happy.

Better still, right here would work perfectly...

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