Tomorrow is going to be funny

[infernalis]

No way, we are talking about a young lady who wears black wrist bands, boots to her knees, black finger nail polish, black lipstick, dyes her hair black, shops at hot topic, blares Marilyn Manson, I hate the world, I'd just as soon yank your hair right out of your scalp as to look at you kind of kids.

She will bitch about it for half an hour before she gets distracted and finds something else to do.

I always keep something shiny or made of chocolate handy... never fails to calm the savage beast, toss the monkey a treat and it stops throwing poo.

[alessia55]

HAHAHAHAH that's hilarious Wayne!!! I was JUST like your daughter when I was 16 lol!! Can't wait to hear her reaction

[infernalis]

Get this, My oldest daughter, Amanda (30) was a hippy teen, she was always in sun dresses, bell bottoms, tie died tees, jerry bear, tree hugging, I love puppies, Dave Matthews band kind of kid.

I used to mess with her and all she did was "daddy"....

She pranked me back one night, it was hilarious.. Back when she was in her senior year of high school I was a bit younger and less of a prude. She and a handful of local kids were out back partying in the woods (just the same as I did when I was in my late teens, so I let it slide)

I had snuck back there, climbed up in a tree above the group of kids huddled around the campfire, they were all laughing and carrying on like one would expect, and I grew up here, I know every blade of grass and twig on this property like the back of my hand, I did this with no flashlight and like a cat in the night I was hovering over them.

The first pine cone I threw was into the pile of empty cans... I threw the pine cone hard as I could, it made a loud noise and some cans scattered.. Silence! those kids stopped talking instantly and looked at the cans like WTF just happened there.

Now they are all focused on that I toss another pine cone the opposite direction.

This went on for several minutes before anyone looked up!

Payback time...

After I climbed down out of the tree, we were all laughing and all seemed well.

I made the mistake of telling them I drove my dodge neon (very small compact car for those in the UK) back to the edge of the trees and walked the rest of the way back.

So about half a dozen big guys including Amanda's boyfriend said they had to go to someones house for another 12 pack, and they would be right back shortly.

Those guys physically lifted my car up and carried it into the tree line and put it between 2 trees so that I could not open either door to get in and start it.

This kid is from the opposite end of the spectrum.

And I'm quite a bit older now, so over my dead body would either of my kids I'm raising at this moment have such a party in the woods.

[Gungirl]

Lmao that is a great story. I had a ford festiva for my first car and I would often find it placed in odd spaces so that I couldn't get in. I also was just like your youngest daughter. I would dress in all black and full of rage. You my sir are going to have one eventful afternoon.

[alessia55]

hahah isn't payback a bitch?? They got you good!!

[millertime89]

that's fantastic! I'm looking forward to how this turns out.

[Lankyrob]

I used to attend navy cadets and our commanding officer was a disabled veteran so he had a disabled parking space outside of our HQ. There was always this one local resident who would park in his space and there were various "heated debates" with him about the legalities of the space (it was perfectly legal and approved by the local council).

This one night the guy had been particularly abusive and had actually thrown a can of beer over our CO so when he went back inside his house we went out and picked his car up (1960's mini mayfair) and put it on double yellow lines (no parking allowed) before phoning the police to say that it was blocking the road - he got ticketed and tried to convince the police that he hadny parked it there. Needless to say they didnt believe him.

The next time he parked in the disabled space the car ended up on its roof in the middle of a local park - he never parked there again after that!

[KORBIN5895]

Maybe that taught him something about respect.

[infernalis]

Well she came storming in off the bus.. Just as I expected.

Looked at me with a disgruntled face and said "you frigged up my MP3 player, threw it at me demanding I fix it and then went all 180 asking for the phone.

But she had somthing else on her mind, Instantly wanted the cell phone to call a boy from school she likes. He gave her a friendship bracelet today.

I swapped the card back and said "all better" then handed her the box of fudge stripe cookies, she chilled right out.

Even after she wound up leaving a voice mail on Harley's phone. ( I expected some drama when no one answered to be honest)

[Gungirl]

Lol Wayne you are a great dad. I love parents that enjoy messing with there kids like that.

[KORBIN5895]

Slightly anticlamatic

[KORBIN5895]

Is anticlamatic even a word?

[youngster]

Anti-climatic

[KORBIN5895]

AHHA! English was my worst subject. Or was that spelling. Maybe math????? Idk.

[lady_bug87]

I think it's the calm beforebthe storm but the chocolate makes everything better