The facts of life

[Doug 351]

Originally Posted by KORBIN5895

Lol. You remind me of a Greek friend of mine that was learning Spanish. The first phrase he wanted to learn was "Hello, you are beautiful." What they actually taught him was "Hello, I frack beautiful goats." His nick name became The Greek Goat Fracker.....

LMAO- Reminds me of one that is barely forum legal (could be blocked)....
An Evangelist was living with a tribe in Africa. A woman gave birth to a white baby. The chief had him brought to him. "You are in big trouble! "The Evangelist tried to explain:"It's not mine it's an Albino. ) The chief didn't know what that was."You are the only white man that has been with us for a year. "
So the Evangelist looked out and happened to see a flock of sheep."Albino, a freak of nature. See those sheep out there, how they are all white, but there's one black one? "
The chief thought a second-"Tell you what-you don't say no more about that sheep and I won't say no more about that baby."

[Mikoh4792]

Originally Posted by Doug 351

LMAO- Reminds me of one that is barely forum legal (could be blocked)....
An Evangelist was living with a tribe in Africa. A woman gave birth to a white baby. The chief had him brought to him. "You are in big trouble! "The Evangelist tried to explain:"It's not mine it's an Albino. ) The chief didn't know what that was."You are the only white man that has been with us for a year. "
So the Evangelist looked out and happened to see a flock of sheep."Albino, a freak of nature. See those sheep out there, how they are all white, but there's one black one? "
The chief thought a second-"Tell you what-you don't say no more about that sheep and I won't say no more about that baby."

Ohhhhhhhhhhh snap

[Doug 351]

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If you're not fairly familiar with American football, this won't make any sense:
T-Bone was a Cajun living in Louisiana until he died and went to hell.After a while the devil went to his room to see how it was going.
To his surprise, he found T-Bone drinking beer and watching TV."Aren't you hot?" asked the devil. "Nope-seen hotter in Spring back home. "
This made the devil mad so he cranked up the heat. He went back and found T-Bone drinking iced tea in a lounge chair.
This infuriated the devil so he decided to take a different approach. He made T-Bones room so cold ice formed on everything.
Once again he was amazed when he checked on T-Bone. He was drinking champagne and dancing. What is up with you! -demanded the devil. T-Bone replied:
"THE SAINTS DONE WON THE SUPERBOWL, THE SAINTS DONE WON THE SUPERBOWL, HOT D@M, THE SAINTS DONE WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!"