The Puppy Joke

[limey]

One fine Summers day, a father is taking his son to the park. The son is still very young, only 4 years old, and still learning all about life.

The son sees a couple of stray dogs going "at it" under a tree. In that age-old way dogs do it - the male has mounted the female from behind.

The boy turns to his dad and asks "Daddy, those doggies, what are they doing?"

"Uhh, they are... uh... making a puppy, son."

"Ohh." says the boy.

The next night, the young boy awakes from a bad dream and, scared, decides to let himself into his mum and dads room.

He walks in on his mum and dad having $ex.

"D-d-daddy? What are you doing to Mummy?" the boy asks, bewildered.

"Ohh, son. I... I mean, we, are making a baby."

"Oh" says the son. "Well, Daddy... turn her around, I would rather have a puppy!"